FleshEater

Sheriff:
Give me your attention, men. I want you to understand we have a dangerous situation here. I've already lost one man. Most of you knew Harv Morgan. I want to get those things that killed him. Now, we are going to split up into groups. No less than two people to a group. We're going to head west until we meet up with the group coming from the east with Deputy Gary.

Posse Member:
What are we looking for?

Posse Member:
Yeah, Sheriff. What are these things?

Sheriff:
They're dead things. They're dead, and they're attacking people.

Eddie:
Well excuse me boss, I must've come up here with the wrong impression, I thought we were here to have fun!

Heidi, the Little Angel:
[opening the door to a zombie] WOW... You're supposed to say trick or treat.