Flodder in Amerika!

Jacques 'Sjakie' van Kooten:
[walks out of the building and sees that his car is being towed away by the police] Hey!

Jacques 'Sjakie' van Kooten:
[runs to the police officer handling the take-away] Sir! That's my car!

Motor Cop:
Well, this is the tow way zone!

Jacques 'Sjakie' van Kooten:
I just arrived. I am from Holland!

Motor Cop:
That's very nice, sir! Welcome to America!

Jacques 'Sjakie' van Kooten:
But I... I just lost my family!

Motor Cop:
My condoleances, sir.

[to the men towing away Sjakie's car, yelling]

Motor Cop:
Okay, take it away!

Motor Cop:
[back to Sjakie] Have a nice day, sir.

[Smiles politely]

Johnny Flodder, Klaus Flodder:
[look on a map of New York]

Klaus Flodder:
All those streets have numbers!

Johnny Flodder:
Then you can tell them from each other!

Klaus Flodder:
Uhuh!

Johnny Flodder:
[pointing to a street on the map] Hey, look here, Wall Street! Sounds good to me!

Klaus Flodder:
Wall Street? What is that?

Johnny Flodder:
That is like De Walletjes. Much money is involved.

Johnny Flodder:
[sees Geoffrey touching Kees's butt]

Johnny Flodder:
[to the ladies]

Johnny Flodder:
Excuse me, ladies...

Johnny Flodder:
[gives the glass with beer to a random lady] What does that guy want from you, Kees?

Geoffrey:
Oh, hello!

Johnny Flodder:
Did he touch you?

Kees Flodder:
He wanted to kiss me.

Johnny Flodder:
[pointing to Geoffrey, in Dutch] Hey, I warn you, hands off from my sister!

Johnny Flodder:
[got grabbed by two security guards]

Security guard:
[throws Johnnie against a wall]

Geoffrey:
Hey, hey, hey, leave him, alright?

Security guard:
Are you sure?

Geoffrey:
Yes!

Security guard:
[releases him]

Johnny Flodder:
What kind of tricks are these?

Kees Flodder:
[to Geoffrey, talking about Johnnie] He is my brother.

Geoffrey:
Your brother! O, look. Hey, I am pleased to meet you. I am Geoffrey. Sorry about the rough stuff, but you can't blame me for looking after your sister. You don't have to worry about me. I know how to treat a lady like a lady. And I know your sister is every bit of a lady.

Kees Flodder:
He is a bit of a weirdo, but he didn't do a thing yet.

Johnny Flodder:
Well, er... if he goes too far, just call me.

Johnny Flodder:
[seeing three black men beating up someone] Quite an unbalance, don't you think?

[the gang stops the beating]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
Check this up, fellows! Who the f*** you think you are, the Partridge Family?

Johnny Flodder:
Leave that man alone!

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
Who the f*** are you?

Johnny Flodder:
I am Johnnie, this is my family and we're from Holland!

[Gang is laughing out loud]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
Well, well, well, you check this out, Johnnie! You don't see f***ing Holland again!

Negro gang #2 (with a cap):
Yo... where's Holland?

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
It is in the Bronx, don't you know what I think?

Negro gang #2 (with a cap):
Cut him, Leroy.

Leroy:
Yeah... I wanna cut him. [gets his knife]

Johnny Flodder:
[is faster though, and kicks Leroy on the ground]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
Yeah, get some f***in' ass! [gets his baseball club] Let's get them... [swings but misses]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap):
[gets a chain and wants to hit Ma Flodder]

Ma Flodder:
[wraps the chain around him, and takes some liquid, and spits in his face]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap):
My eyes! I can't see!

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
[tries to hit with the club but hits one of his fellows] F***!

Toet Flodder, Henkie Flodder:
[get a bin, turn it upside down and cover Gang #2 with it, kick him at the legs]

Negro gang #2 (with a cap):
[falls]

Johnny Flodder:
[hits gang #1]

Negro gang #1 (with a bandana):
[gets disoriented and hits Kees's b*obs and then falls down]

Ma Flodder:
[laughs]