Foul Play

Gloria Mundy:
Do you have any binoculars?

Stanley Tibbits:
What's that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second.

Stanley Tibbits:
Here it is, my own little beaver trap.

Gloria Mundy:
Take me home.

Stanley Tibbits:
What?

Gloria Mundy:
Take me home, please.

Stanley Tibbits:
Uh, sure. Um... my place or-or, yours?

Gloria Mundy:
Which is closer?

Stella:
Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.

Ethel:
Wait, Elsie. I think you're wrong. I think you spell that word with a hyphen.

Tony Carlson:
I play Detective. You play Lady In Distress.

Gloria Mundy:
Hey, wait a minute. It's *my* ass they're after.

Tony Carlson:
I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It *is* your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.

Bob Scott:
Beware of the dwarf.

Gloria Mundy:
Gee Scotty, I don't think there is a dwarf in this movie.

Mr. Hennessey:
Like that man told you in the movies last night, beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world.