Friends with Money

Olivia:
I'm a... maid. What?

Mike:
You're... you're really a maid?

Olivia:
Yeah.

Mike:
Can I... watch?

Marty:
I, um, I guess I have some issues.

Olivia:
You do?

Marty:
You know, people sort of, problems. I have them.

Jane:
I'm just tired.

Aaron:
Of what?

Jane:
I just, guess I feel there's no more wondering what's it gonna be like.

Aaron:
Like what's gonna be like?

Jane:
My fabulous life.

David:
Who cares?

Christine:
I care. Just because you can remove yourself enough to feel superior to everyone doesn't mean I can.

Edie:
Why don't you go find your own husband, Olivia?

Olivia:
I would if I f***ing COULD, Edie!

[first lines]

Richard:
So the corrugated metal not only reflects the beauty of the common, off-the-shelf material but also emphasizes the invisible line between the old and the new construction.

Christine:
Wait. There'll be a line?

Richard:
It's invisible.

David:
Just let him finish.

Christine:
Oh, sorry.

Jane:
Christine and David have not had sex in almost a year.

Aaron:
Wow.

Jane:
Did you know she has never actually seen his a**hole?

Aaron:
What?

Jane:
It's a fact.

Aaron:
How is that actually possible?

Jane:
I don't know. I guess if you didn't really want to see it, it could be avoided. [chuckles] Oh, God, it is so sad.