Fugitive in the Sky

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
How much?

Albuqerque indian:
Three dollars.

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
Three dollars? Why that's terribly expensive!

Albuqerque indian:
Good knife, you no want, give back.

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
You wont even haggle will you? Someone told me I simply must haggle when dealing with an Indian.

Albuqerque indian:
Indian no haggle!

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
Very well, I'll take it. Here you are my good man, three dollars.

Albuqerque indian:
Nine cents more. Sales tax. Government no haggle either!

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
You Indians!

Ronald DeWitt:
Pardon me lady, but you're silly.

Mrs. Katie Tristo:
Young man, you're drunk!

Ronald DeWitt:
Yeah I know, but tomorrow I will be sober and you'll still be silly!