Tony:
Whoa, whoa, easy Grandma easy. Didn't mean to scare you.
Grandma:
Oh really, 'f***face'? Do I look scared to you?
Tony:
Calm down. It's not the 1st time I've had a gun pointed at me.
Grandma:
Oh, maybe so, but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off! Ha ha, now that's better. Now you 'Bald Ass'! [points gun at Muscles] and you 'Fat Ass' [points gun at Pat] and you 'Black Ass' [points gun at Q] get back in your sh*t mobile and piss off! Go rob a post office or something!
Pat:
We'd love to but we ran out of fuel and we barely made it here.
Grandma:
Then go rob a freaking petrol station or something!
Q:
I understand how this looks. We're not here to rob anyone. We just saw the car and...
Grandma:
Thought you'd get a closer look eh?. I'm not getting any younger, you know. I just might shoot the lot of you anyways!
Q:
Whoa, easy, easy, all right? You're not gonna shoot anyone.
Grandma:
Oh, really?
Q:
Yeah, because if you do, you'll attract every member of the undead within a 10-mile radius and I know you don't want to do that. Look, you even took the wind-chimes from your front door.
Muscles:
We understand that we startled you out here all alone.
Cassie:
[out of nowhere she appears pointing a gun at Q's head] What makes you think she's all alone?
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