Gangsters, Guns & Zombies2012

Grandma:
Going somewhere good are we?

Tony:
Put the f***ing gun down!

Grandma:
No, after you.

Tony:
Ladies 1st!

Q:
Ton, what's going on?

Tony:
We're leaving!

Grandma:
Not with all our food you're not!

Tony:
Don't f***ing argue with me! We are heading for the coast. I got the car keys in me pocket.

Q:
Ton, this is wrong mate.

Tony:
Oh shut up you soppy little c*nt! What do you know about right and f***ing wrong? Was it 'right' for any of 'this' to happen? Was it ' right' for us to rob a bank? Was it 'right' to steal a van? No! Yes it is a piece of sh*t f***ing van with me mate's blood all over it!

Q:
Why don't you lower the gun?

Tony:
Shut up! Was it 'right' for f***ing Danny to be buried in the mud? No! Was it 'right' for Crazy Steve to be eaten by those f***ing things?

Cassie:
Tony, look...

Tony:
Shut the f*** up you c*nt! [Pat & Muscles enter the room] Pat, we leaving mate, Muscles, I got the car keys in me pocket mate!

Pat:
What?

Muscles:
Tony, no mate...

Grandma:
You're not going anywhere!

Tony:
Shut up you old cow or I'll shoot you then I'll shoot your f***ing granddaughter!

Grandma:
You pathetic little man!

Tony:
Oh yeah? [starts to shoot gun but it only clicks]

Cassie:
You evil f***!

Grandma:
You thought I would leave a loaded gun in the house with someone like you around?