Getting There

Charley Simms:
Hey, I'm Charley.

Taylor Hunter:
Taylor.

Charley Simms:
You're either a mirage or lost cause I've never seen anyone my age around here.

Taylor Hunter:
I'm real.

Charley Simms:
How did you get up here? Sorry, none of my business.

Taylor Hunter:
All I wanted was to go to the Olympics. Is that so much to ask. I mean I worked my butt off to get those tickets. I should have gone by myself, but no I had to make it a group trip with my sister and friends. And my luck I got stuck with a group that can do absolutely nothing right! My car got stolen, the Caddy got spiked, we flew to the wrong San, I got stuck with a $450 cab ride, we did migrant labour, our steaks got e-lemonated, we got on the wrong bus, we're 120 miles from Vegas. The Olympics are almost over, I thought I lost my sister and thankfully some good news, found my sister!

Charley Simms:
Thats the saddest story ever.

Taylor Hunter:
No but, its definatly in the Top 10.

Toast:
Toastarama! Toastarino! I'm a piece of bread, put me in a toaster!