Ghost in a Teeny Bikini

Tabitha the Ghost:
You may have inherited your share of old Silas's fortune, my dear, but it won't be so easy to get with Archibald Weisenheimer in the picture. He's an evil, evil man who will stop at nothing to get the entire inheritance for his daughter. Still, I've never liked him. And it would be nice to have someone new to haunt for a change. Enjoy your stay at Ravenswood Manor, my dear. I'll be lurking for you.

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Can you hear me, my dear Silas? I'll bet you can't. WELL, HEAR THIS! I wouldn't bet too much on little Muffin Baker! Something tells me she's not going to inherit a dime!

Tabitha the Ghost:
You're rotten to the core, Archie, but I still may be able to foil your evil plans, in the meantime.

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Nice try, Silas, but I don't believe in ghosts!

Tabitha the Ghost:
Neither did Scrooge. See you later, Archie!

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Just you try that again, Silas, and I'll mix you into the kitty litter box! You don't believe me? Just you try it!

Tabitha the Ghost:
Oh, my God. One more lame joke like that, and I'm gonna kill all of you.

Tabitha the Ghost:
When the cat's away, the mice just don't play; they positively party down. Smart ghosts might try to figure out a way to get in on some of that action. Hmm. It's been such a long time. I wonder if anybody up there would care. Thanks! I knew you'd see it my way!

Muffin Baker:
That poor Ted. I guess I could've given him something. What kind of girlfriend am I?

Tabitha the Ghost:
It's not gonna be a pretty sight. But if you don't take care of your man, somebody else will.

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Hmm. Indeed. Very interesting.

Muffin Baker:
What's it say?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
It says... well, let me cut to the chase. In a word, Silas has turned this solemn occasion into a treasure hunt of sorts.

Evilyn:
Excuse me?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Yes; Silas has hidden a key, somewhere in the estate, that opens a... small treasure box, also hidden somewhere on the estate, which contains within it the deeds to his properties and his big book.

Marsh:
What does it all mean?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Finders keepers, my dear Marsh. I suggest we all pool our resources and work together. That way, should we find any treasure, we can divide the estate evenly.

Muffin Baker:
I'll think about it and I'll let you know. I don't like people trying to kill me, Mr. Weisenheimer!

Archibald Weisenheimer:
Wait.

Evilyn:
What now, Daddy dearest?

Archibald Weisenheimer:
There's something I didn't tell the others. There's a mention of Muffin in this will. It seems she used to play in this house as a child. And something about that period of time plays into all of this, but I haven't quite figured out yet what it is.

Evilyn:
Well, we'll have to watch her... carefully.

Tabitha the Ghost:
Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is.