Glimmer Man

Campbell:
What would cause something like that?

Coroner:
What am I? The Amazing Randi? We have tests to run. It will take time.

Campbell:
Have you seen Casablanca?

Campbell:
Have you ever seen Casablanca

Campbell:
Well have you?

Mr. Smith:
He's supporting Russian liberation fighters.

Campbell:
You mean terrorists.

Mr. Smith:
Semantics. You say tomato...

Campbell:
No, motherf***er, I didn't say tomato, I said terrorists.

Detective Jim Campbell:
If I need a cleansing, I'll have a bran muffin.

Detective Jim Campbell:
You sell roaches? Damn, I'm in the wrong business! I could make money and never leave my apartment.

Jack Cole:
It's called a mala. Tibetan pray beads.

Detective Jim Campbell:
What do you use 'em for?

Jack Cole:
I use 'em to calm my mind and to purify my thoughts.

Detective Jim Campbell:
Yeah, I use Jack Daniels!

Jack Cole:
See now, we're trying to go to same place. We're just using different technique.

Detective Jim Campbell:
Except I don't wear the bottle around my neck!

Jack Cole:
Do you speak Russian?

Detective Jim Campbell:
A little bit.

Detective Jim Campbell:
Answer, god damn mother f***er! Or I'll beat the sh*t out of your dumb ass!

Jack Cole:
You speak good Russian!

Detective Jim Campbell:
Yes, black Russian!

Mr. Smith:
Suffice to say, to the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!