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Bobby:
Kabbalah like Madonna right?

Manny:
No Madonna wouldn't know Kabbalah if it bit her on the tukish. Kabbalah is powerful Jewish magic.

Manny:
He was the lead singer in the group Eye Candy - Ear Candy - some sort of candy.

Bobby:
The signs are all in freaking Arabic!

Bobby:
Do you know how long it takes Bobby Starr to get over a girl?

Ty:
No, how long does it take Bobby Starr to get over a girl?

Bobby:
What girl?

Bobby:
Thank you for freeing my ride!

Bobby:
Okay, this is your first time. Are you ready? This goes against everything you've ever been taught. There's no undoing this. No turning back.

Bobby:
Not the Grey Goose!

Bobby:
Be careful. You know what they say about the blue ones.

Manny:
It's a feud between the men in white and the men in black.

Bobby:
Like the Yankees and the Red Sox?

Haim:
This is the Tree of Life; the symbol of Kabbalah!

Bobby:
Are you sure, 'cuz I have an air freshener in my car that looks just like that.