Hardbodies

Ashby:
[sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."

Rag:
She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz.

Scotty Palmer:
Be Scottitfitous, buddy.

Ashby:
Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time.

Rounder:
Well, dip my skinny.

Rounder:
Party party party party!

Hunter:
Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.

Hunter:
15? I have underwear 15 years old.

Scotty Palmer:
I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

Hunter:
Dialogued them?

Scotty Palmer:
Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

Hunter:
BBD?

Rounder:
That's not like herpes, is it?

Scotty Palmer:
BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

Rag:
Brewski?

Kimberly:
No, thanks. I'm watching my figure.

Rag:
Yeah, me too.

Ashby:
Michelle, what do you do?

Michelle:
Well, that all depends on who I'm with.

Michelle:
Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You want me? I'm upstairs.

Hunter:
Party time! Ba-ba!

Scotty Palmer:
No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.

Dede:
God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.

Rounder:
Touch it again, it's been so long.

Hunter:
Tit for tat.

Kristi:
My tits for whose tat.

Rocco:
Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May God rest their souls.

Hunter:
I spill no wine before it's time.

Rounder:
You're a sick man.

Candy:
You don't know what it's like when people call you names like airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that Scotty.

Kimberly:
An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile of white bones.

Farnsey:
My friends call me Farnsey, my enemies call me collect.

Rag:
What? The kid? Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!

Scotty Palmer:
Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.

Hunter:
How about a "J" for jerkoff?

Ashby:
Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here.

Hair Stylist:
Whatever turns you on, Tex.

Young Geek:
Suck sh*t!

Scotty Palmer:
You guys fags?

Hunter:
Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

Rounder:
To dialog them.

Rounder:
And BBD them.