He Who Finds a Wife

Misty DeJesus:
[after Misty is rude to a woman in public with curlers on] She don't know me!

Lauren Alexander:
Misty, see? That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about?

Misty DeJesus:
What?

Lauren Alexander:
You need to learn to give CONSTRUCTIVE criticism.

Misty DeJesus:
You know she was wrong.

Lauren Alexander:
I mean, even if she was wrong... and she WAS wrong for that. [laughs] But, it's not your place to tell her, okay?

Misty DeJesus:
I got you, I got you.

Jeff Taylor:
No matter how tempting things get, I will never cheat her.

Lauren Alexander:
That's a promise you have to make to HER, not me. That promise has nothing to do with me.

[after having sex. Ansel cheated on his fianc?e]

Bre Hill:
Do you regret it?

Ansel Montgomery:
Maybe not. If we do it one more time.

[They begin to kiss passionately]