Hei ma wang zi

[after Mr. Fat walks into the restaurant asking for Tart's debt]

Tart:
You a**hole! I'm just helping you to spend your dirty money! How dare you ask me to pay you back? I'll kick your ass, got that? I should just kill you right now and use your body fat to cook.

Wah:
I hope you're just kidding.

Tart:
Why? Have I gone too far?

Wah:
Yes.

Tart:
Take a look at yourself.

[Tart opens Mr. Fat's shirt revealing the tattoo on his stomach]

Tart:
Why the hell do you have a tattoo of a girl on your fat stomach? You call yourself a boss? [points to Wah] He's the boss! Today, because of my boss, you better be good! You can go! [to Wah] Boss, am I right?

Wah:
[in English] No! [kicks Tart]

Tart:
Nice cat.

'Ice' Poa:
It's a dog.

[after Babe Fei gives Wah a condom]

Wah:
You are in deep sh*t. My mom forces me to.

'Ice' Poa:
You won't because you're a good man.

Wah:
You're wrong. I'm the worst man on the planet. I mess around in Mongkok, I sell pirated VCDs, and I sell girls to prostitute houses.

'Ice' Poa:
How many people do you know in Mongkok?

'Babe' Fei:
I know all of them!

Tart:
[waking up next to Wah] Salad, you came back? [he starts caressing Wah] Come on, take off your pants.

Wah:
[deep voice] It's Mr. Fat.

Tart:
Aah! Where am I? Where am I?

Wah:
In a sh*t gutter!

Tart:
Okay, I will take a sh*t, then.

Blind Man:
Remember, nothing is impossible.

Wah:
[narrating] My name is Wah. My friends call me Wah. If you don't like me then you can call me Idiot.