Hit and Run

Mary Murdock:
[to herself] Mary, don't go crazy.

Parrot:
[squawks] Crazy.

Mary Murdock:
Shut up!

Parrot:
[squawks] Crazy. Crazy.

Mary Murdock:
I don't think I need that bumper anymore.

Eddie the Spaz:
[DJ on the radio as Mary drives] WNPC, New Jersey. Hey, you kids out there on joyrides, spring break is here! This is Eddie the Spaz coming to you on this Friday night, and the countdown begins right now to a nonstop weekend spaz-a-thon, with me, the super spaz. No sleep, no breaks, just me and you, my little rodents.

Mary Murdock:
[outside bar, saying goodbye]... I have to go home. I'm sorry.

Rick:
You can watch me dance. I got a new move. [dancing] Oh!

Timothy Emser:
[voice on Mary's phone, singsonging menacingly] Mary had a little lamb...

Mary Murdock:
Stop it please. Just...

Timothy Emser:
Little lamb...

Mary Murdock:
Stop it. Just stop it! [throws phone down]

Rick:
Okay, so then why didn't you call me?

Mary Murdock:
Nothing! Okay, I killed a man!

Rick:
All right, well, if it's just that, I know a great place upstate where we can go and no one will find him.

Mary Murdock:
I'm not joking.

Quarantine Dude:
[chuckles, handing Mary the parrot cage] Five more minutes and these babies were on their way to the tweet-tweet orphanage.

Timothy Emser:
[whispering to Mary in the grave] I'm gonna do something really, really bad to you.

Timothy Emser:
[whispering to Mary in the grave] Could you hear the bones breaking when you hit me? Could you? Could you?

Mary Murdock:
Sorry, my nerves are just a little raw.

Parrot:
Okay, sugar.