Holiday in the Sun

Jordan:
What's your name?

Alex:
Alex.

Jordan:
That's it, just one name?

Alex:
One more than you.

[Brianna is searching for a cute guy at the club]

Boy #1:
Hi.

Brianna:
Bye.

Boy #2:
Hey, what's up?

Brianna:
Not my temperature.

Boy #3:
Hey.

Brianna:
Nothing, and er, keep moving.

[Upon seeing Jordan for the first time]

Brianna:
Now he's what time it is.

[Introducing herself to Jordan]

Brianna:
Umm, excuse me. My name's Brianna Wallace, as in the Wallace department store Wallace. Umm, what's your name?

Jordan:
Jordan Landers, as in the Landers hardware store Landers.

Brianna:
A sense of humour. Cute. [to Alex] Sorry I don't believe I know you?

Alex:
Yeah, we met. In the lobby. *Take* a number.

[after Alex and Madison arrive back at the hotel room late]

Harrison:
It is 12:15am. How late does that make them Judy?

Judy:
Precisely 72 minutes past curfew.

Alex:
If we were back home, we'd be 45 minutes early!

Judy:
Nice try.

Jeffrey:
Wanna play Frisbee?

Keegan:
A plastic spinning dog toy? No thanks!

[On deciding what to do]

Jeffrey:
Wanna build a sandcastle?

Keegan:
I got a better idea.

[Jeffrey is buried in the sand; all that is left is his head]

Jeffrey:
But I'm never going to get out of here.

Keegan:
Precisely!

Jeffrey:
[shouting] Help!

Alex:
[about a fish] It's sucking on me!

Stan:
There's been a PI at the shark pool.

Jordan:
PI?

Stan:
Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.

[Jordan is looking for sick in the shark pool]

Alex:
Patrolling for barf?

Jordan:
*How* did you know?

[Madison and Scott are horse riding on the beach]

Madison:
Why are we stopping?

Scott:
I think my horse has sand in his shoe.

Madison:
Ooh that's funny. Let's go, I'll race you back.

Scott:
I *was* serious!

[about Madison]

Scott:
I have a real hard time talking to her, you know?

[pause]

Scott:
I think she thinks I'm an idiot!

Griffen Grayson:
Have you ever read any Judy Blume books?

[Scott looks confused]

Griffen Grayson:
Have you ever read *any* books?

[Scott looks confused again]

Scott:
Does Sports Illustrated count?

[Scott is trying to break the ice with Madison]

Scott:
So, tell me Madison, do you like to read?

Madison:
Well yeah, that's usually what I do with books, *read* them.

Scott:
I love Judy Blume.

Madison:
Oh really? Oh she's my favourite. What have you read by her?

Scott:
Flubber!

Madison:
"Flubber"?

Scott:
Was that wrong?

Madison:
Yeah, but only by one letter. The title is Blubber.

Scott:
It's a great book. Do you read Sports Illustrated?

[Jordan is trying to get Alex to cut up fish with him]

Alex:
Is this a test of my affection?

Scott:
I found out something about me I really didn't know.

Griffen Grayson:
Yeah, what's that?

Scott:
My memory sucks!

Alex:
I'm having the best time with Jordan. He's so cute! I mean, first I got a hickey from a stingray! And then I got to gut a fish!

Alex:
Everyone knows you can't have your cake and eat it too.

[Griffen is helping Scott talk to Madison by means of a walkie-talkie]

Scott:
[to Madison] The mere thought of spending the day with you made me itch in anticipation.

Griffen Grayson:
[on walkie-talkie] Not "itch" you idiot!

Scott:
[to Madison] Not "itch" you idiot!

Madison:
What?

Griffen Grayson:
[to Scott] "Twitch".

Scott:
[to Madison] Twitch! Twitch!

Madison:
You are so out of it.

[after being put in jail]

Madison:
It's not American Express, it's Midnight Express.

Griffen Grayson:
[to Madison] Everyone has a hobby, right? You're mine.

Harrison:
I'll dive into the shark tank. Yeah, I'll dive into a shark tank to avoid shopping.