Homeland

Accomplice Terrorist:
He'd want a proper Muslim funeral.

Saul Berenson:
If nobody claims him, he'll be buried in Potter's Field.

Accomplice Terrorist:
[She starts to cry]

Max:
You were mean. All she wanted was your approval, and all you gave her was a hard time.

Carrie Mathison:
I was training her, Max.

Max:
You could've said something nice. Just once. Would've meant so much.

Carrie Mathison:
I wish I had.

Peter Quinn:
Hey, you're the one who got me here. You're the one who said all this was important. Well, guess what? It is now.

Carrie Mathison:
You will die trying, or worse, and I won't allow it.

Ivan Krupin:
[to Saul] It was my idea. You were an easy target, Saul. Middle-aged, recently divorced. I knew if you were sleeping with her, you wouldn't see other things so clearly.

Jonas Hollander:
You want to tell me what happened today? It's all over the Internet, a mysterious blonde woman in the Hauptbahnhof tunnels with a gun. [pauses] You?

Carrie Mathison:
[nods] Me.

Peter Quinn:
Carrie-I guess I'm done and we never happened. I'm not one for words but they are coming now. I don't believe in fate, or destiny or horoscope but I can't say I'm not surprised things turned out this way. I always felt there was something kinda pulling me back to darkness, does that make senses ? but I wasn't allowed a real life or real love-that was for normal people. With you I thought, ah maybe, just maybe but I know now that was a false glimmer. I'm used to those, they happened all the time in the dessert but this one got to me and here's the thing, this death, this end of me is exactly what should've happened. I wanted darkness, I f***ing asked for it. It has me now so don't put a star on the wall for me, don't say some dumb speech just think of me as a light on the headlands, a beacon steering you clear of the rocks. I loved you. Yours for always now. Quinn

John Redmond:
I'm a spy. I know sh*t.

Fara Sherazi:
Okay, I'm trying to be balls in here, but I'm not into suicide.

Peter Quinn:
Another two, three miles, we'll be in the no-go area. Believe it or not, I don't have a death wish, either.

Peter Quinn:
Is there no line, Carrie? Is there no f***ing line?

Carrie Mathison:
What's it to you anyway?

Peter Quinn:
Nothing.

Allison Carr:
You can't shove democracy down people's throats!

Carrie Mathison:
[Saul and Estes question the validity of an asset's intel] It's not lost on me why people don't trust my judgment. Why you didn't even want me here.

Saul Berenson:
Carrie...

Carrie Mathison:
It's not fair, I know, for you to have to be the one to decide.

[Carrie starts to cry]

Carrie Mathison:
It f***ed me up, Saul. Being wrong about Brody, it really... it f***ed me up. Because I have never been so sure... and so wrong. And it's that fact that I still can't get my head around. It makes me unable to trust my own thoughts. Every time I think I see something clearly now... it just disappears.

[Carrie takes a moment to calm down]

Carrie Mathison:
We have a chance to get Abu Nazir.

Saul Berenson:
I know you want to think that. I won't risk American lives on a hunch.

Carrie Mathison:
And I would not ask you to. I recruited her, Saul, right here in this city. And it's been eight years. I know... I know a lot of things can change. But I helped her through an abusive domestic situation. I practically saved her life. And I remember... I remember knowing at the time... that one day... she would be ready to leave here... and when that time came, she would be on my side. Look, the... the way I am now, I wouldn't trust me, either. But the Carrie who recruited her... that one I believe.

Jonas Hollander:
Oh, you people are out of your f***ing minds.

Peter Quinn:
You'd do the same if you were me.

Jonas Hollander:
I would not.

Peter Quinn:
For her, you would.

Jonas Hollander:
No. I would never put myself in that situation.

[Peter nervously laughs]

Jonas Hollander:
What? What's so goddamn funny?

Peter Quinn:
You're already in that situation.

Nassrin:
Life is unlivable. But I survive.

Saul Berenson:
[interrogating Afsal Hamid] So you're a religious man and a torturer. What are you, Catholic?

Pittman:
We sent a phantom e-mail to the one Hamid gave you. Whoever it is will never actually receive the e-mail or know that it was sent. So far, it's bounced off of a server in Rio, where it went through a re-encryption filtering protocol, then to Johannesburg - same drill - then to Thailand, then Finland, and now, nearly an hour later, your guess is as...

[the computer chimes]

Pittman:
I'd say you owe me dinner, Carrie. Possibly even sex.

Carrie Mathison:
[not believing what she's seeing] Holy f***!

Pittman:
Well, I wouldn't go that far.

Carrie Mathison:
[running out of the room] Jesus Christ.

[cut to Carrie entering another office]

Carrie Mathison:
The fourteenth man gave up an e-mail address we just traced to the engineering department at Bryden University.

Danny Galvez:
Faisel? Are you f***ing kidding me? The professor we tailed, then cleared?

Carrie Mathison:
Correct. Everybody, stop what you're doing! Only thing I need you to do right now is find this man, Raquim Faisel.

Saul Berenson:
The working theory is that Hamid smuggled the razor blade inside the sole of his shoe.

Carrie Mathison:
Bullshit! I mean, not only did Brody contrive to get himself in the room, he orchestrated Hamid's suicide and he warned Dr. Faisel. And we - you and I - let it happen. Enough on the sidelines. Enough in the shadows. We need to take this up the chain before we're counting bodies and trying to spin yet another monumental intelligence screwup.

Saul Berenson:
Don't think I'm not considering it.

Carrie Mathison:
Well, how about doing something about it?

Saul Berenson:
Because nothing's changed, Carrie.

Carrie Mathison:
Wh-wh- What do you mean "nothing's changed"?

Saul Berenson:
I don't see Brody giving Hamid a damn thing, do you? Not a razor blade, not a god damn summer cold.

Carrie Mathison:
Good! You know? Get angry! I'm over your whole detached routine.

Saul Berenson:
You're out of line. It's my home. Get out.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm going to Estes with or without your approval.

Saul Berenson:
Take some boxes, 'cause you're gonna need 'em when you clean out your desk.

Carrie Mathison:
What happened to the Saul Berenson that trekked the Karakoram, did three months in a Malaysian prison, stared down Uday Hussein at the height of his power? When did you become such a p*ssy, Saul?

Saul Berenson:
I think you should leave now.

Frank Mathison:
Enjoy. Drive safe. And...

Carrie Mathison, Frank Mathison:
[together] F*** the CIA!

Nicholas Brody:
You beat me. You humiliated me. You killed my friend. But you did not break me. You should have killed me when you had the chance. But now here we are. I'm a sergeant in the United States Marine Corps, sh*t bird. How did you think this would end?

Carrie Mathison:
You're never going to leave this country alive.

Abu Nazir:
I know. And I don't care.

Dar Adal:
You're too sensitive for this line of work, you always have been. I'm amazed you've lasted this long.

Saul Berenson:
Me, too.

Finn Walden:
Remember that night... top of the Washington Monument? Can't we start over?

Dana Brody:
Whatever we felt... we broke it. We killed it... just the same way that we killed that woman.

Carrie Mathison:
We fight with what we have.

Carrie Mathison:
You pervert the teachings of the Prophet and call it a cause. You turn teenagers into suicide bombers.

Abu Nazir:
Generation after generation must suffer and die. We are prepared for that. Are you?

Carrie Mathison:
Whatever it takes.

Abu Nazir:
Really? With your pension plans and organic foods, your beach houses and sports clubs? Do you have the perseverance, the tenacity, the faith? Because we do. You can bomb us, starve us, occupy our holy places, but we will never lose our faith. We carry God in our hearts, our souls. To die is to join him. It may take a century, two centuries, three centuries, but we will exterminate you.

Carrie Mathison:
Like I said... you're a terrorist.

Saul Berenson:
Everyone lies in this business, I accept that. But we all draw lines somewhere, and the two sides of that line are us and them. And whatever we had you and I, whatever trust we built up over a decade of me protecting you and teaching you everything I know, you destroyed it when you lied to me and you treated me like them. Like every other schmuck in this building. So when you say you understand, is that what you mean?

Nicholas Brody:
They want you to lose faith. Lose faith in your country, which they say is the devil. In your brother marines, who they say aren't coming for you because you have no military value. In your wife, who they say has got her arms wrapped around someone else.

Lawrence O'Donnell:
How do you resist that?

Nicholas Brody:
You can't. Except by believing that those people they want you to renounce, that they're keeping the faith in you and you owe it to them to do the same.

Lawrence O'Donnell:
Semper fidelis.

Carrie Mathison:
Sometimes, I swear to God, people are their own worst enemy.

Nicholas Brody:
You trusted me with Issa. Why?

Abu Nazir:
Why not trust a man who would rather die than give information to his enemy?

Nicholas Brody:
You got your enemy to teach your own son.

Abu Nazir:
No, we only began as enemies, because that's what the others told us to be.

Carrie Mathison:
Take the shot, goddamn it. Wipe that f***er out!

Peter Quinn:
Are you out of your mind? That is Saul down there. Saul.

Saul Berenson:
It's almost over.

Carrie Mathison:
No, it's too hard. I can't keep going.

Carrie Mathison:
Yes, you can.

Saul Berenson:
You killed her. Why? Get back at me because you could?

Majid Javadi:
She was my wife. She was unfaithful.

Saul Berenson:
She was your ex-wife. It was 35 years ago.

Majid Javadi:
In the eyes of God, we're still married. I should have stoned her to death, but you didn't give me enough time.

Saul Berenson:
You're not a fanatic. You're a pragmatist. Always have been.

Majid Javadi:
Don't tell me what I am and what I am not.

Saul Berenson:
Well, we're both old men. There's no disputing that.

Majid Javadi:
We are.

Saul Berenson:
It's the curse of old men to realize that in the end, we control nothing. So we lash out.

Judge Jeffrey Turner:
Are you ever going to let me off your hook, Saul?

Saul Berenson:
We both know you're far too fine a judge for that, Jeffrey.

Judge Jeffrey Turner:
Can we at least act like this is about the law rather than a brief moment of weakness in my past?

Saul Berenson:
This is absolutely about the law, your honor.

Nicholas Brody:
You know what I really need, Mike? I need the last eight years back. Where I get to take care of my wife and kids. Where I don't get asked to go over there and fight their f***ing war. I'm not taken prisoner. Not left out there to rot. Never tortured. None of it. Can you do that for me? Or is it too much to ask?

Andrew Lockhart:
We need to bring the ambassador into this.

Carrie Mathison:
We need to bring no one into this, not until we think it through.

Andrew Lockhart:
I really don't know how you do it. Sit across from them, day after day, knowing all they want is to stab us in the back.

Martha Boyd:
I'm a diplomat. It's my job.

Andrew Lockhart:
To eat sh*t.

Martha Boyd:
To suck it up, if that's what it takes to find areas of common interest.

Andrew Lockhart:
They hate us. Good luck finding common interest in that.

Roya Hammad:
[to Brody] Quitting is not an option.

Virgil:
The whole operation's dead.

Carrie Mathison:
No, it's not. His cover's still intact. As long as his cover isn't blown, he's still in play.

Nicholas Brody:
Do you think I really care what happens to me anymore?

Carrie Mathison:
Well, I do. I care what happens to you, even if you don't.

Nicholas Brody:
You know how crazy everyone says you are? You're crazier than that.

Peter Quinn:
Is that somebody turning something around, or is that a stage-five delusional getting laid?

Saul Berenson:
I am telling you she can fix this. She didn't run off to Mexico. She went to a safe harbor site where she knew I could find her. All she's asking for is time. Give her some.

Carrie Mathison:
I don't know what's worse... Quinn's perverts with their idiot smirks or you giving me that look. "Do I really know what I'm doing? Am I getting too close to him?" Or... whatever euphemism you'd find.

Saul Berenson:
Are you getting too close?

Carrie Mathison:
He was running off the rails. I did what I had to do.

Saul Berenson:
So that's all it was.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm not even gonna to answer that.

Saul Berenson:
Well, not too many months ago, you told me you were in love with him.

Carrie Mathison:
Yeah, and I was more than a little unstable then.

Carrie Mathison:
It's okay now? Have I lost it again? Is that what you're asking?

Saul Berenson:
No, I'm saying, if you're back there again, in that place with Brody...

Carrie Mathison:
What?

Saul Berenson:
It ended badly last time. For you. For everyone.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm not your daughter, Saul. I don't need you telling me what to do.

Carrie Mathison:
Walden's dead.

Nicholas Brody:
Look... all that matters to me right now is that you're safe.

Mitchell Clawson:
[to Estes] He went on this crazy rant about an assassination plot against a U.S. Congressman. The machine said he was telling the truth.

John Redmond:
There's a tunnel.

Carrie Mathison:
A tunnel?

John Redmond:
It starts under the Economics section. Dumps you out into the Itwar bazaar.

Carrie Mathison:
Why didn't you say something?

John Redmond:
You never asked.

Carrie Mathison:
They played us from the very beginning.

Peter Quinn:
But why do any of it?

Carrie Mathison:
Because that's when we stop tracking terrorists, when we think they're dead.

Carrie Mathison:
[about Quinn] A month ago, he wanted out. He was done with the Agency, all of it.

Astrid:
And six months ago. And a year. And two years. Christmas of 2008, we drank the bar of a small hotel in Copenhagen completely dry, just the two of us, toasting his retirement. He will never get out. But every so often, it makes him feel better to say he will. And then he goes back to doing what he does best.

Dar Adal:
What's that line? We are the no men of no man's land. Come back. Lead us. The agency is waiting for you with open arms.

Carrie Mathison:
[after they kiss] Quinn, I'll just f*** it up.

Peter Quinn:
No, you won't.

Carrie Mathison:
I will... I do. I know how this goes. It ends badly.

Peter Quinn:
Till it doesn't.

Carrie Mathison:
Come on, you know my sh*t.

Peter Quinn:
And you know mine.

Carrie Mathison:
But you don't have my condition.

Peter Quinn:
I've seen you at your worst.

Carrie Mathison:
You should be heading for the hills.

Peter Quinn:
Look, Islamabad was ugly, it was a black hole.I don't want anything like that in my life ever again. I want to get out. Stay out.

Carrie Mathison:
Yeah.

Peter Quinn:
But I can't do it on my own. I've learnt that.

Carrie Mathison:
Well, I haven't exactly been helpful.

Peter Quinn:
But you could be. If you want out too. We get out together. Will you think about Carrie? [caresses her cheek, she kisses his hand]

Carrie Mathison:
[smiles back to Quinn as he drives away]

Carrie Mathison:
Why did he do it?

Saul Berenson:
Who?

Carrie Mathison:
Brody. Why?

Saul Berenson:
Do what?

Saul Berenson:
Call Estes and... rat me out like that.

Saul Berenson:
Honestly, I can think of a hundred reasons. The man's running for Congress, in case you forgot. Think about it. You're the last person he needs in his life right now. And vice versa.

Carrie Mathison:
But, Saul...

Saul Berenson:
Listen to me. This man has poisoned your thoughts. He has cost you almost everything. Forget him.

Carrie Mathison:
I can't, Saul. I can't.

Saul Berenson:
My God. You're in love with him.

Carrie Mathison:
It's my job.

Virgil:
Not anymore it's not.

Carrie Mathison:
It'll always be my job. Don't you get that?

Abu Nazir:
Why kill a man when you can kill an idea?

Saul Berenson:
[to Carrie] You're the strongest person I know. This will pass.

Nicholas Brody:
I liked you, Carrie.

Carrie Mathison:
I loved you!

Carrie Mathison:
You're a disgrace to your nation, Sargent Nicholas Brody. You're a traitor and a terrorist, and now it's time you pay for that.

Carrie Mathison:
It reeks, you know, your bullshit. Do I want to be friends with a demented ex-soldier who hates America, who decided that strapping on a bomb was what the answer to what ailed him, despite his daughter, his son, people who loved him in real life and not in the mind-f-k world of Abu Nazir? Who in the end didn't have the stones to go through with it but had no problem sending me to the nuthouse? Yeah... no thanks. I don't think I need a friend like that.

Nicholas Brody:
Ok. Not friends.

Carrie Mathison:
So what are you going to do now, you going to kill me? Blame it on rough sex, maybe? How long can you get away with something like that?

Nicholas Brody:
I've had a pretty good run so far... I seem to be good at this, if nothing else.

Ivan Krupin:
Ali, Alichka, no one does it better than you. You've played these men for years. They trust you. Talk to Saul.

Carrie Mathison:
Things got pretty crazy there for a while. We broke up.

Otto D?ring:
I'm very sorry to hear that. You know, Jonas is my friend and he's a good man, but...

Carrie Mathison:
What?

Otto D?ring:
He-he's a lawyer. Keeps both feet on the ground.

Carrie Mathison:
Yeah, he does. That's one of the things I love about him.

Otto D?ring:
My first wife was like that. Earthbound.

Carrie Mathison:
Earthbound, huh?

Otto D?ring:
Most people are. You're either born with wings or not.

[last lines]

Saul Berenson:
Woman with the gunshot wound. Where'd she go?

ER Nurse #1:
I don't know. She was just here.

Saul Berenson:
Carrie, what the f*** are we doing here?

Carrie Mathison:
We're here because you tried to take me out.

Saul Berenson:
That's ridiculous.

Carrie Mathison:
No, not really. Someone put my name in your kill box. Did you hear me? Your operation, Quinn taking out jihadis. Someone got inside it, put my name there as a target. Holy f***, Saul, don't look at me like I'm speaking Martian. There was a shootout at your dead drop. It was on the goddamn news. Quinn was hit. He-he nearly died. I bet you haven't heard much from him recently. Have you?

Saul Berenson:
No.

Carrie Mathison:
It was the Russians who did it. That is confirmed. They used your operation to try to take me out, and it was not their first attempt. That bomb in Syria, at the refugee camp, It wasn't meant for D?ring; it was for me.

Saul Berenson:
Want to tell me why the Russians give a sh*t whether you're alive or dead?

Carrie Mathison:
Because they don't want me to see something in the documents those hackers stole from you.

Saul Berenson:
What were his exact words, please?

Carrie Mathison:
"An American prisoner of war has been turned."

Saul Berenson:
He said this in English?

Carrie Mathison:
Yes. He whispered it into my ear right before the guards pulled me away.

Saul Berenson:
And when he used the expression "turned"...

Carrie Mathison:
He meant turned - working for Abu Nazir.

Saul Berenson:
Why am I just hearing about this now?

Carrie Mathison:
Because until ten minutes ago, I didn't know there were any POWs still alive in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Nicholas Brody:
I'm an American.

Virgil:
[about Brody] The guy's got game.

Carrie Mathison:
I missed something once before. I won't... I can't let that happen again.

Saul Berenson:
It was ten years ago. Everyone missed something that day.

Carrie Mathison:
Well, everyone's not me.

[first lines]

Carrie Mathison:
I don't care where he is. Find him, it's urgent. Yes, I'll hold.

Carrie Mathison:
I should be in there, Saul.

Saul Berenson:
You're lucky you're in the building.

Carrie Mathison:
So what do you say... when people ask you what it was like over there?

Nicholas Brody:
As little as possible.

Carrie Mathison:
But if they insist?

Nicholas Brody:
I lie. Tell them stories they want to hear.

Carrie Mathison:
It's the lies that undo us. It's the lies we think we need to survive. When was the last time you told the truth?

Martha Boyd:
Who in God's name told you threats get you anywhere in this country?

Andrew Lockhart:
Money always talks.

Martha Boyd:
You don't have that kind of authority.

Andrew Lockhart:
But I do.

Martha Boyd:
On whose say-so?

Andrew Lockhart:
The president's.

Martha Boyd:
Why wasn't I told?

Andrew Lockhart:
I'm telling you now.

Saul Berenson:
Mr. Al-Zahrani, I'd like you to go back to your house now. Put that drawing in your window tonight. Tomorrow afternoon, I'd like you to proceed as you normally would to meet Tom Walker. Okay?

Mansour Al-Zahrani:
So I'm bait?

Saul Berenson:
You're bait. You're free to go now.

Mansour Al-Zahrani:
What happens to me after all of this?

Saul Berenson:
Go about your business. Live your life. We say nothing to Saudi Intelligence about your connections to Abu Nazir, you say nothing to Abu Nazir about our little get-together. You work for us now. Welcome to the CIA.

Kyle Galyean:
Al-Zahrani's got diplomatic immunity. That may not mean much to you people, but to us mere mortals in the State Department, that's a serious issue.

Saul Berenson:
We're not dragging him to Tunisia. We're not waterboarding. We'll be very polite and gentle. I just want to ask him some questions during his lunch hour.

Kyle Galyean:
CIA's not even supposed to be operating on American soil. It's against your own charter. This is the FBI's job.

Saul Berenson:
Al-Zahrani's running a terrorist cell out of the Saudi embassy. He and Tom Walker are planning an attack on the United States. F*** the charter.

David Estes:
He doesn't mean that.

Saul Berenson:
Yes, I do.

Saul Berenson:
What do we know? Very little, that's what. But in our line of work, sometimes very little is just enough

Carrie Mathison:
[following suspect] Guy hasn't broken the speed limit once.

Danny Galvez:
Does that make him more, or less suspicious?

Carrie Mathison:
It makes him boring as sh*t.

Carrie Mathison:
Why are you being nice to me?

David Estes:
Do I need a reason?

Carrie Mathison:
Not unless you want me to believe a word you're saying.

David Estes:
[Saul is waiting outside his office] I'm sorry, Ms. Gaines, but I need to take this. My colleague has never learned how to take "no" for an answer.

David Estes:
So tell me what's so important that it couldn't wait.

Saul Berenson:
Abu Nazir, David. Remember him? Two horns, long tail, a strong scent of sulfur? I think we found out how he's financing his attack.

Carrie Mathison:
Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? The FISA warrant expires tomorrow.

Saul Berenson:
If you're asking me to try and extend it, don't.

Carrie Mathison:
At least hear me out.

Saul Berenson:
I had to drag a skeleton from Judge Turner's closet to get you those four weeks in the first place.

Carrie Mathison:
I know what you did.

Saul Berenson:
And you still haven't produced a single lead connecting Sergeant Brody to this or any plot against America.

Carrie Mathison:
That doesn't mean I'm wrong. It just means he may be laying low for a while. Turned and trained, but a sleeper.

Saul Berenson:
You're arguing against yourself, Carrie. We can't watch him indefinitely. You know it.

Carrie Mathison:
But, Saul...

Saul Berenson:
Listen to me. Listen carefully. This intelligence your asset gave up her life to acquire... do not squander it by continuing to invade the constitutionally protected privacy of the Brody family.

Carrie Mathison:
It's not an either-or proposition. The money we're tracking is connected to Brody. I just haven't found out how.

Saul Berenson:
If you're right, the money will eventually lead back to him. But until then, you need to take down that surveillance. First chance you get, you will remove the cameras and microphones from Sergeant Brody's house and cover your tracks. Are we clear?

Nicholas Brody:
There's nothing wrong with me.

Jessica Brody:
Is that right? You barely sleep, you turn your back on your friends, you scare your children. I mean, you won't even...

Nicholas Brody:
Say it.

Jessica Brody:
You can't even f*** your wife!

Peter Quinn:
What strategy? Tell me what the strategy is. I'll tell you if it's working. See, that right there is the problem. Because they they have a strategy. They're gathering right now in Raqqa by the tens of thousands. Hidden in the civilian population. Cleaning their weapons. And they know exactly why they're there. Why is that? They call it the end times. What do you think the beheadings are about? The crucifixions in Deir Hafer? The revival of slavery? You think they make this sh*t up? It's all in the book. Their f***ing book. The only book they ever read. They read it all the time. They never stop. They're there for one reason and one reason only. To die for the caliphate and usher in a world without infidels. That's their strategy. And it's been that way since the seventh century. So, do you really think that a few special forces teams are gonna put a dent in that?

Laura Sutton:
[to Carrie] You spent the last ten years killing people. It's not enough just to stop. You need to do something.

John Redmond:
Harris is an a**hole.

Carrie Mathison:
Yes, but was he right?

Carrie Mathison:
How did you swing this?

Carrie Mathison:
Swing what?

John Redmond:
Four days ago, I got the call tapping me as chief. Then yesterday, Lockhart suddenly reverses his decision.

Carrie Mathison:
What?

John Redmond:
That's a perfectly innocent question.

Carrie Mathison:
You really want to know how I did it? I asked nicely.

[pauses]

Carrie Mathison:
Oh, and, John? Clean yourself up. I can smell the booze from here.

Peter Quinn:
I'm quitting my job.

Landlady:
Okay. Something happen?

Peter Quinn:
A lot of things happened.

Landlady:
You seem worried.

Peter Quinn:
They don't... like quitters.

Landlady:
Might be a problem. You're gonna need them for a good recommendation.

Peter Quinn:
Yeah, well, as long as they don't kill me, I'll be happy.

Landlady:
What I wanted... to say to you... is that nobody should have to go through what you went through. Nobody. And if that guy shows up here again, I'd say it to his face.

Peter Quinn:
[smiles] I'd like to see that. I really would.

Landlady:
I went to the store, you know. There's, um... a, uh, roast chicken in the fridge and some eggs and cereal, you know, to go along with your liquid diet. [pauses] And, um... whoever Carrie is... she's a lucky girl.

[last lines]

Carrie Mathison:
Quinn.

Carrie Mathison:
What?

Carrie Mathison:
This changes everything. It means I really need you now.

Peter Quinn:
No, I'm sorry, Carrie. I can't do that.

Carrie Mathison:
I wouldn't ask you if there was somebody else here I could count on. Don't make me beg.

Peter Quinn:
I'm sorry. I can't do it.

Carrie Mathison:
Please. Please!

Peter Quinn:
Sh*t, Carrie.

Carrie Mathison:
I know.

Peter Quinn:
You're the hardest person in the world to say no to.

Carrie Mathison:
Is that a yes?

[Quinn pauses]

Carrie Mathison:
God, I f***ing love you, Quinn. You know that, don't you?

Peter Quinn:
Yeah.

[Quinn sighs]

Saul Berenson:
By being late, he's making a point.

Peter Quinn:
Which is?

Saul Berenson:
You may have me over a barrel, but I'll never be your b*tch.

Carrie Mathison:
There's a baby in here. What do we do about the baby?

Saul Berenson:
Leave it.

Carrie Mathison:
What? We can't do that.

Saul Berenson:
Can't take the baby. You weren't there.

Carrie Mathison:
He was tortured, okay? He finally admitted I was the target, but was too scared to say who hired him.

Jonas Hollander:
I don't understand. How does... How does that make him reliable?

Carrie Mathison:
He had two secrets - one he could tell, one he was willing to die for.

Jonas Hollander:
And did he? Die?

Carrie Mathison:
Yeah, he was executed. He was shot in the face point-blank. That's what makes me believe him.

Jonas Hollander:
Jesus.

Carrie Mathison:
You wanted to know.

Carrie Mathison:
The point is that the meds have saved my life. Literally. But something is lost, too. The elation. It's more than that. There's this... this window, when you've got all that crazy energy but you're still lucid, you're still making sense. And that's always when I did my best work. I took down a major insurgent network in Iraq. I stopped an attack on the State Department in D.C.

Jonas Hollander:
You want to go off your meds now? Is that what you're saying? To figure this out?

Carrie Mathison:
No.

Jonas Hollander:
No?

Carrie Mathison:
I've already gone off them. Three days ago.

Jonas Hollander:
Tell me there is not another way to do this.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm sure there is, just... not for me.

Saul Berenson:
Carrie, You are the smartest and the dumbest f***ing person I've ever known!

Carrie Mathison:
[to Brody] I wish I could have both - you and the job.

Peter Quinn:
Nothing happens to Brody.

David Estes:
Or?

Peter Quinn:
Or you'll find me back in this bedroom one night. Right back in that chair. 'Cause I'm a guy that kills bad guys.

Reynolds:
[leading Saul to Aileen's cell] This one's a piece of work. A spitter, a hitter, and a shitter.

Saul Berenson:
That doesn't sound like her.

Reynolds:
Then you don't know her too well.

Saul Berenson:
Aileen?. It's Saul Berenson. We drove from Mexico to D.C. together. I said I might be back if I needed help.

Aileen Morgan:
Can we talk about this upstairs?

Saul Berenson:
What's wrong with here?

Aileen Morgan:
E-Everything.

Saul Berenson:
It's very urgent.

Carrie Mathison:
Hi, Brody.

Nicholas Brody:
How does my wife know about Tom Walker?

Carrie Mathison:
I... I don't know.

Nicholas Brody:
I'll tell you how. Mike Faber. How the f*** does he know? You tell me.

Carrie Mathison:
Okay, Brody, calm down.

Nicholas Brody:
You came to me, accusing me of lying about Gettysburg. Maybe it's you who's the one that's lying, hmm? Puttin' some bullshit on me.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm not.

Nicholas Brody:
Why should I believe you?

Carrie Mathison:
I'll take care of Faber.

Nicholas Brody:
How? How? Have you really got this under control? Because it doesn't seem like it. And what the f*** happened in that shop? How did you lose those six agents?

Carrie Mathison:
We're investigating that.

Nicholas Brody:
Great. So you're hedging, Roya's hedging. This thing is on, I'm at the center of it, and I'm in the f***ing dark!

Carrie Mathison:
Quinn, right in front of me?

Peter Quinn:
Like you've never seen a dick before.

Peter Quinn:
I got to get out of this dress.

Carrie Mathison:
They're not discharging you.

Peter Quinn:
I'm discharging me.

Carrie Mathison:
[to Mike] It's hard wanting something, or someone, that you just can't have.

Finn Walden:
[to Dana] Man, this is why I liked you so much. 'Cause you don't know how it goes... yet.

Maggie Mathison:
Hey, happy birthday.

Carrie Mathison:
Thanks.

Maggie Mathison:
So? What'd you do for your birthday?

Carrie Mathison:
Interrogated a couple prisoners, flew another mission.

Carrie Mathison:
[to Quinn] I wanted to bring you. Why didn't you come?

Carrie Mathison:
[Carrie and Brody are drunk] Oh, Jesus, we drank too much.

Nicholas Brody:
Yeah, we did.

Carrie Mathison:
Oh, I hope I don't puke.

Nicholas Brody:
You're gonna puke?

Carrie Mathison:
No.

Nicholas Brody:
You all right?

Carrie Mathison:
I'm half Irish.

Nicholas Brody:
The Irish don't puke?

Carrie Mathison:
Nah. Only when we have to salute the British.

[Carrie snorts with laughter]

Lauder Wakefield:
Here's my question. How come Walker died and you came back alive? What's that about?

Mira Berenson:
I don't want you to come with me.

Saul Berenson:
What?

Mira Berenson:
I want to go alone. I need to go alone.

Saul Berenson:
Why?

Mira Berenson:
I just do.

Saul Berenson:
For how long?

Mira Berenson:
I don't know.

Saul Berenson:
A week? A month? What?

Mira Berenson:
I don't know.

Saul Berenson:
The new job was just a ploy. Your way of letting me down gently.

Mira Berenson:
Saul... we're like good friends, sharing a house. You do the dishes, I water the garden. You are watching football, I watch cooking shows. You play golf, I do yoga.

Saul Berenson:
Sounds perfect.

Saul Berenson:
It's doubtful you and I will see each other again.

Allison Carr:
Now you're being melodramatic.

Saul Berenson:
Maybe so. I'm gonna miss you, allison. I was asleep for ten years. You woke me up.

Carrie Mathison:
Maybe we missed it. Maybe the signal to her handler was nonverbal.

Saul Berenson:
Maybe she's not what you think she is.

Carrie Mathison:
You're hoping against hope, Saul.

Carrie Mathison:
[about Alison] We have a problem, because she's not taking the bait. Or do you still believe that she's innocent?

Saul Berenson:
I don't know what the f*** to believe anymore.

Carrie Mathison:
...then I moved to Calgary.

Major Joy Mendez:
So what's the hockey team?

Carrie Mathison:
Uh, I don't follow hockey.

Major Joy Mendez:
You're from Calgary you follow hockey. It's the Flames.

Carrie Mathison:
What do you want?

Danny Galvez:
Estes needs to see you.

Carrie Mathison:
Tell him to f*** off.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm pregnant.

Nicholas Brody:
What?

Carrie Mathison:
I'm four months pregnant. From our time at the lake.

Nicholas Brody:
Carrie, Jesus.

Carrie Mathison:
As if things couldn't get more complicated, right?

Nicholas Brody, Carrie Mathison:
You should've said something...

Nicholas Brody, Carrie Mathison:
Well, I'm saying it now.

Carrie Mathison:
Hey.

Carrie Mathison:
Don't.

Nicholas Brody:
Hey, hey.

Carrie Mathison:
Look, I don't know what happens back home either, kind of a life we have or we don't have, whether it's together or apart, but there will be a life. And I'm not sorry about that. Not for one single second. Because I happen to believe one of the reasons I was put on this earth was for our paths to cross. And, yeah, I know how crazy that sounds.

Nicholas Brody:
Are you through yet?

Carrie Mathison:
No. [pauses] Yes.

Nicholas Brody:
'Cause I don't think that sounds crazy at all. I think it sounds like the only sane f***ing thing left to hold onto.

Carrie Mathison:
Well, okay then.

Majid Javadi:
I asked myself over and over from the moment I knew what you've gone through the hardship obligation to lure me in. Why ? Why would anyone do that to themselves ? Why would you ? and I think I know now, it was always about him that's what you care about, maybe the only thing. Who's Brody is that's for Allah to know but what he did that can't be no debate. It was astonishing and undeniable and what you want it which was for everyone to see in him what you see and that happened. Everyone sees him through your eyes now, Saul, Lockhart, the President of United States even me.

Carrie Mathison:
Salaam alaikum.

Waleed:
Alaikum salaam.

Carrie Mathison:
[speaking Arabic]

Waleed:
I speak English better than your Arabic.

Korzenik:
Look at her. She's on tv.

Numan:
So?

Korzenik:
So... She's getting rich out of this. Why not us?

Numan:
Make money out of sex, korzy, not information. Information's for free.

Otto D?ring:
Come on, Carrie. This is...

Carrie Mathison:
Don't worry. As soon as you leave, all the attention will leave with you. I can move around more easily. Plus, I'll have plenty of backup.

Otto D?ring:
This is not a good idea.

Carrie Mathison:
It's not a debate. I'm staying.

Saul Berenson:
I should have asked if you were really okay.

Carrie Mathison:
There's no time, Saul.

Saul Berenson:
[transporting Aileen back to Virginia from Mexico] I'm looking forward to the drive, actually. I've had some upheaval at home. Could use some peace, quiet. You're obliging me with that, so thank you.

Aileen Morgan:
So, what's the trouble at home?

Saul Berenson:
Nothing much. Just the love of my life walking out my door.

Aileen Morgan:
For good?

Saul Berenson:
I hope not. 'Cause I can't imagine being that lost.

Peter Quinn:
She's on her own, Saul.

Saul Berenson:
She's always been on her own.

Dennis Boyd:
I'm an American citizen, technically on American soil.

Carrie Mathison:
You are a traitor, and I am the f***ing CIA.

Dennis Boyd:
I'm gonna ask for that lawyer now.

Carrie Mathison:
You poisoned me. I could have died out there. You think I'm gonna let you talk to a lawyer? Sit the f*** down!

Dennis Boyd:
What are you doing?

Carrie Mathison:
I'm saying good night.

Dennis Boyd:
You can't just leave me here.

Carrie Mathison:
Oh, don't worry. I'll be back.

Dennis Boyd:
You're bluffing.

Carrie Mathison:
I am authorized to kill US citizens on the battlefield, you motherf***er. Don't think I can't do whatever is required. Don't think that I won't.

Saul Berenson:
Go.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm not leaving without you.

Saul Berenson:
Then we both die here.

Carrie Mathison:
Both? What about the boy?

Saul Berenson:
What about him? He said his prayers, he thinks he's going to f***in' Heaven.

Carrie Mathison:
He's a child.

Saul Berenson:
They put the vest on him, not us.

Carrie Mathison:
So that makes it okay? Do you know who you sound like? Them. 14 years of war, and this is what it's come to? Asking a child to blow you to kingdom come? And for what? [voice breaking] For f***ing what? This is not who we are.

Saul Berenson:
Could be the last order we ever give.

Dar Adal:
Yep.

Saul Berenson:
Take 'em.

Dr. Richardson:
Everywhere you go, other people die, but you always manage to survive. Have you noticed that? You're like a cockroach, still there after the last nuclear bombs go off. You belong here.

Andrew Lockhart:
It's not even a real country. It's a f***ing acronym.

Carrie Mathison:
Sorry I'm late.

Andrew Lockhart:
Quinn's not even in the building yet. A few months overseas and you're both on third world time.

Saul Berenson:
Carrie.

Carrie Mathison:
You've still got the beard. Quinn told me you shaved it off.

Saul Berenson:
Turned out to be one change too many. Didn't last.

Carrie Mathison:
Good.

Saul Berenson:
I'm just old. You'll get there sooner than you think.

Carrie Mathison:
I'm not the one who got it wrong. I'm the only one who got it right.

Saul Berenson:
I heard she lost it.

Peter Quinn:
She didn't lose it. We did that to her. We did it. I would never bail on you in the middle of something, but I want you to know what's going on here is not okay with me.

Carrie Mathison:
I-I didn't do anything. I have no idea where this is coming from. I swear, no matter what Dar Adal said, I did not...

Peter Quinn:
Not him. Saul. Saul put your name on the list.

Carrie Mathison:
Saul?

Peter Quinn:
Close your eyes.

Carrie Mathison:
I don't believe it.

Peter Quinn:
Believe it. Now play f***ing dead.

Carrie Mathison:
Where have you been?

Peter Quinn:
Syria.

Carrie Mathison:
Quinn, the last two years, everywhere I went, I looked for you. I tried to find you. I never stopped thinking about you.

Peter Quinn:
Doesn't matter now.

Carrie Mathison:
[putting on a wig] Well... how do I look?

Peter Quinn:
Like somebody else.