House of 1000 Corpses

Otis:
It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him.

Captain Spaulding:
I know what your problem is.

Bill Hudley:
What's that?

Captain Spaulding:
Ya'll think us folk from the country's real funny-like, dontcha?

Bill Hudley:
Jerry...

Captain Spaulding:
Yeah, well saddle up the mule, ma. Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu.

Bill Hudley:
Jerry...

Captain Spaulding:
You a**hole.

Otis:
Shut your mouth!

Otis:
I said, shut your f***ing mouth!

Otis:
Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of sh*t, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your sh*t-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever.

Otis:
Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell. Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon stickin' out your ass singing, "Holy Miss Moley,

Otis:
Got me a live one."

Baby:
I'll f***ing cut your tits off and shove 'em down your throat.

Otis:
I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.

Mother:
Who's your daddy?

Otis:
I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.

Baby:
Who's your daddy?

Mother:
Who's your daddy?

Otis:
Come on, sweetie, give the old man some sugar.

Denise Willis:
Daddy, Daddy.

Otis:
And I'm the one who loves ya when you're f***ing dead.

Baby:
We liked to get f***ed up, and do f***ed up sh*t.

Otis:
Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!

Grandpa Hugo:
I hate f***ed up families.

Captain Spaulding:
But MOST of all... f*** YOU!

Deputy Steve Naish:
You can sh*t ten bricks for all I care.

Captain Spaulding:
You miserable motherf***er, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your f***in' balls in.

Killer Karl:
All right, Tippy, hand over the cash box and I might leave your brains inside your skull.

Captain Spaulding:
Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King, why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in ya ass.

Killer Karl:
I don't like chicken. And, I hate clowns.

Captain Spaulding:
Mary f***in' Moses! Ya' all get the f*** outa here!

Killer Karl:
Hands up! Keep your paws where I can see 'em.

Richard Wick:
Yeah, d-don't move or I'll b-blast a hole the size of a k-Kansas City watermelon through your ugly-ass b-bozo face.

Captain Spaulding:
What the f*** is that supposed to mean?

Baby:
Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?

Mary Knowles:
F*** you, you f***ing freak.

Captain Spaulding:
Well, sh*t the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from?

Captain Spaulding:
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be f***in' with me, now would ya?

Captain Spaulding:
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

Baby:
There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."

Baby:
You know we like to get f***ed up?

Gerry Ober:
Yeah, I like to get f***ed up too!

Baby:
Yeah, I'll bet you do.

Mother:
My baby boy gets shy around new people, but he'll warm up to you, especially the girls!

Mother:
He's a real lady KILLER!

Skunk Ape Husband:
I don't know much, but I do know that he had sexual relations with my wife.

Skunk Ape Wife:
That is true, he committed lewd acts upon me and my person.

Skunk Ape Husband:
When I find him, I'm gonna kill that Skunk Ape!

Jerry Goldsmith:
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!

Killer Karl:
That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splater your grease paint mug all over from here to the state line! One...

Captain Spaulding:
F*** yo mama!

Killer Karl:
Two...

Captain Spaulding:
F*** yo sister!

Killer Karl:
Three...

Captain Spaulding:
F*** yo grandma!

Jerry Goldsmith:
That was so badass! Dr. Satan! AHHH Dr. Satan!

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