House of Horrors

Marcel De Lange:
[Seeing the Creeper for the first time] Magnifique! The perfect Neanderthal Man!

Jerry, the morgue attendant:
If the Creeper's still alive, I'm gonna put in some overtime.

Marcel De Lange:
I see here in the evening paper that a woman was murdered in the neighborhood last night.

The Creeper:
[Flatly] Yeah.

Marcel De Lange:
Yes, her spine was snapped. I've often wondered why a man would want to snap a woman's spine.

The Creeper:
[Flatly] She screamed.

Marcel De Lange:
An annoying habit on the part of women... screaming.

The Creeper:
[Looking at the spartan meal given to him by De Lange] No meat?

F. Holmes Harmon:
[Hearing someone come in but not turning around] If you're the janitor, come back later. If you're anyone else, there's a window at the end of the hall, jump out of it.