Hustle

Mickey 'Bricks' Stone:
Albert, what the hell were you doing in a church today?

Albert Stroller:
Gil Stewart died this afternoon. I was there at the end.

Mickey 'Bricks' Stone:
Oh God, I'm so sorry Albert. You two were like brothers.

Albert Stroller:
We worked Vegas together. That man was made for bright lights. Poor bastard - died of a stroke in a dental surgery.

Mickey 'Bricks' Stone:
Well, someone should sue them.

Albert Stroller:
Aye, he was pretending to be the dentist.

Ash Morgan:
What do we know about fashion?

Danny Blue:
Ahh... [points to his clothes]

Ash Morgan:
Like I said, what do we know about fashion?

Billy Bond:
Isn't it just a con in itself?

Stacie Monroe:
And one she's already fallen for.

Billy Bond:
How do we do a fashion con?

Albert Stroller:
How little I've taught you. One of world's most famous cons was a fashion con.

Danny Blue:
Yeah, leg warmers.

Stacie Monroe:
Does this turn into a pumpkin at midnight?

Albert Stroller:
No, my dear, it turns into a felony.

Albert Stroller:
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. - Wm. Congreve

Mickey Stone:
Just because we do what we do doesn't mean we have to be lonely.

Albert Stroller:
Every silver cane has a grubby end, Danny. And when needs must...

Stacie Monroe:
...you grab the grubby end, Danny!

Albert Stroller:
A man is nothing short of a scotch.

Danny Blue:
Tis better to be left than to never have loved.

Danny Blue:
Look, just promise you won't tell, ok?

Stacie Monroe:
Aww... I won't.

Stacie Monroe:
[She shouts over to Eddie] Hey Eddie! Danny pays for sex!

Albert Stroller:
[Speaking of his departed friend Gilda Stewart] Poor bastard, died of a stroke in a dental surgery.

Michael 'Mickey Bricks' Stone:
Well, someone should sue them.

Albert Stroller:
Nah, he was pretending to be the dentist.

Albert Stroller:
Maybe there is no destination in life - the journey is everything.

[last lines]

[Stacie is buying a bag of chips from Eddie for 50p]

[Stacie hands Eddie a 10 pound note]

Eddie:
That's 50p.

[Stacie gives Eddie a 10 pound note]

[Eddie gives her the 50p coin portion of change]

Stacie Monroe:
Thanks [walks off]

Eddie:
Wait hang on a minute here's the rest of your change here...

Stacie Monroe:
Sorry

Eddie:
Four makes 5, and five's a tenner [hands her four one pound coins and a 5 note]

Stacie Monroe:
Thanks... oh wait a minute, I got a pound-coin here gimme that 10er back, will you Eddie, and I'll give you 5 and five one's... let me lose this change... it's better at checkout. [Hands Eddie only 9 pounds, one pound short]

Eddie:
Oh wait hang on, there's only 9 here.

Stacie Monroe:
Oh sorry, hang on what have you got there?

Eddie:
Nine.

Stacie Monroe:
Ok look I'll give you 11 you give me 20. [hands him 11]

Eddie:
Alright [hands her 20]

Stacie Monroe:
Thanks.

Eddie:
Wait a minute did you do something funny there?

Stacie Monroe:
Course not! [smiles to the camera, she just conned Eddie out of 10 pounds, and a bag of chips]

Danny Blue:
I'm just a floater. To me that sounds like a turd.

Danny Blue:
What do you know about alarms?

Ash Morgan:
I know about everything.

Danny Blue:
Oh, you know about everything, okay, if you know about everything, what's the capital of Luxembourg?

Ash Morgan:
Luxembourg city.

Danny Blue:
...You're good.

Danny Blue:
OK, I screwed up, yeah.

Mickey 'Bricks' Stone:
What did you learn? In a sentence.

Danny Blue:
Do it by the book.

Mickey 'Bricks' Stone:
Screw up again, Danny and I'll have it tattooed on your arse.

Albert Stroller:
Nobody does it better.

Ash Morgan:
Makes me feel sad for the rest...

[on a painting]

Danny Blue:
It's nothing that blows your bollocks off.

Mickey Stone:
Can't believe you're working for a living. Have you no shame?

Eddie:
It feels a bit like starting up a pension fund with Robert Maxwell.

Danny Blue:
[after Mickey punches him in the face for forcing his way into a con] So am I in?

Michael 'Mickey Bricks' Stone:
You're in.

Stacie Monroe:
[to Danny] I don't screw the people I work with.

Danny Blue:
I mean, I may not be the most attractive man in the world, I'll grant you that, but what I've got... is twinkle

Stacie Monroe:
You know, sometimes the desire for perfection can be interpreted as criticism.

Danny Blue:
All I'm saying is, you know, if I was a bird, well, I'd shag me.