In God We Tru$t

Brother Ambrose:
Doubts are about the only certainties I have right now, yes.

Mary:
It may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's the only damn one we've got.

Dr. Sebastian Melmoth:
So don't make waves. Because unlike Jesus, we can't walk on them.

Brother Ambrose:
Oh and by the way, I think I love you. Do you mind?

Armageddon T. Thunderbird:
Money can't buy happiness! Only POWER can do that!

Armageddon T. Thunderbird:
If God had not intended for some people to be poor, then He would not have had The Bible published in paperback.