Waitress:
What can I get for you, sir?
Sean - the Agent:
I need something with a lot of carbs. You got spaghetti, something like that?
Waitress:
Do you see it on the giant menu behind my head?
Sean - the Agent:
Look, I just want something with a lot of carbs. You want to know why?
Waitress:
Why.
Sean - the Agent:
Because I'm going out tonight. Want to know something else?
Waitress:
What.
Sean - the Agent:
If I go out tonight, I'm gonna get laid.
Waitress:
Great.
Sean - the Agent:
Want to know something else?
Waitress:
There's more?
Sean - the Agent:
Sex with me? That's a workout. So I'm carbing up... for a workout.
Waitress:
That's cute.
Sean - the Agent:
You think?
Waitress:
I'm still not giving you my number.
Sean - the Agent:
What if I give you mine?
Waitress:
Sir, do you want anything?
Sean - the Agent:
...handjob?
Waitress:
Okay, I'm calling the manager.
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