Indigo2009/I

Waitress:
What can I get for you, sir?

Sean - the Agent:
I need something with a lot of carbs. You got spaghetti, something like that?

Waitress:
Do you see it on the giant menu behind my head?

Sean - the Agent:
Look, I just want something with a lot of carbs. You want to know why?

Waitress:
Why.

Sean - the Agent:
Because I'm going out tonight. Want to know something else?

Waitress:
What.

Sean - the Agent:
If I go out tonight, I'm gonna get laid.

Waitress:
Great.

Sean - the Agent:
Want to know something else?

Waitress:
There's more?

Sean - the Agent:
Sex with me? That's a workout. So I'm carbing up... for a workout.

Waitress:
That's cute.

Sean - the Agent:
You think?

Waitress:
I'm still not giving you my number.

Sean - the Agent:
What if I give you mine?

Waitress:
Sir, do you want anything?

Sean - the Agent:
...handjob?

Waitress:
Okay, I'm calling the manager.