Jargon

Person 1:
I am often troubled by the morality of stealing. Due to repeated viewings of some of the best heist films in history, I find myself going into retail outlets and examining security systems, watching exits, looking for blind spots in the camera layout, etc. And while I think it might be interesting to execute a heist myself, I could never actually do it because I know that someone somewhere will probably get fired as a result of my actions. And I couldn't live with myself if that happened.

Person 5:
I don't understand bisexuals.

Person 6:
Our cats are plotting against us.

Person 7:
You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Our Hero:
I like your tie.

Person 12:
I like the way you stand. It exudes a certain kind of confidence. People sense that about you. What you need now is some air of mystery. Then all the chicks would find you irresistible.

Our Hero:
I had a lot of trouble picking my P.I.N. number.

Person 13:
I gotta get a new one. I used my ex-girlfriend's birthday, and now that we've broken up, I relive that pain whenever I withdrawal cash.

Our Hero:
I love your glasses. I think they look so good on you. In fact, I think you have excellent fashion sense in general. I'm always happy that you're sitting here when I walk by so I can catch a glance at whatever cute outfit you're wearing.

Person 15:
Thank you so much. I have a fianc?e. And in six years I'm going to realize that I'm a lesbian. But I'm really glad you told me that.