Jason X

Kay-Em 14:
I'd clap if I could.

Rowan:
Oh, my God. She looks so real.

Kay-Em 14:
I AM real.

Brodski:
It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog.

Brodski:
Yeah, that oughta do it.

Rowan:
I don't think he's out there...

Janessa:
Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?

Janessa:
I'm real bitchy when I wake up.

Tsunaron:
Did you just wake up?

Brodski:
How long has she been dead?

Kay-Em 14:
4.55 Centuries.

Brodski:
That's one hell of a wake-up call.

Sven:
What do we do with this guy?

Brodski:
I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.

Brodski:
What's going on?

Rowan:
Jason-f***ing-Voorhees, that's what's going on!

Tsunaron:
Oops

Rowan:
What "Oops"?

Tsunaron:
Nothing.

Rowan:
No. You don't just say, "Oops." What "Oops"?

Tsunaron:
I Think he saw me.

Tsunaron:
What do you think? Are we going to make it?

Kay-Em 14:
The statistical probability of survival is twelve per cent.

Tsunaron:
Twelve per cent? Can You come up with better odds?

Kay-Em 14:
Nope.

Tsunaron:
Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's Bullshit!.

Tsunaron:
Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?

Kay-Em 14:
Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent.

Tsunaron:
You want to go for a hundred?

Dieter Perez:
You are one son of a b*tch.

Professor Lowe:
Soon to be a rich son of a b*tch.

Waylander:
Now what?

Janessa:
Now basically we... we die.

Janessa:
Just... don't wreck my pants.

Janessa:
Oh, this sucks on so many levels!

Tsunaron:
How does he function with a brain that small?

Janessa:
Way manages.

Waylander:
Very funny.

VR teen girl #1:
Hey, do you want a beer?

VR teen girl #2:
Or do you wanna smoke some pot?

VR teen girl #1:
Or we can have premarital sex?

VR teen girl #1:

Geko:
Let's smoke this f***er.

Kay-Em 14:
Giddy-up!