Jekyll

Mr. Hyde:
Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?

Benjamin:
Not personally. I have people.

Mr. Hyde:
You're missing out. It's like sex. Only there's a winner.

Mr. Hyde:
Trust me... I'm a psychopath!

Mr. Hyde:
The truth is - are you listening, Billy? The truth is, if I'm being honest, if I'm not winding you up... I don't get a lot of pleasure out of killing children...

Mr. Hyde:
[breaks Billy's neck]... but I get enough.

Mr. Hyde:
Let's play liiionnns!

Claire Jackman:
Tom?

Mr. Hyde:
Tom? Toms gone, honey!

Benjamin:
[interrupts Hyde in the middle of a sex act] I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone?

Miranda:
There's no such thing as no such thing.

Mr. Hyde:
[as Jekyll, into his recorder, leaving a message for Mr Hyde] Just once... seriously, just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?

[as Jackman, when he knows the change to Hyde is expected soon]

Professor Jackman:
[to Symes] I must go home and change.

Professor Jackman:
[as Hyde to Billy and his girlfriend] You know what I call this, children? I call this the perfect start to an evening - the night is young, there's a beautiful girl and somebody is going to die! It's you by the way.

Professor Jackman:
[as Hyde to Billy's girlfriend] Do run - not when we are playing lions. You know what runs? FOOD runs!

Billy's Girlfriend:
Let me go!

Professor Jackman:
Mmmh. Ca-ca-ca-catch you later.

Professor Jackman:
[finding a CD] "The Lion King and other Disney Favorites".

Katherine Reimer:
That's his. I should put it away.

Professor Jackman:
He has "Disney Favorites"?

Katherine Reimer:
He likes the songs.

Professor Jackman:
My dark side likes Mary Poppins- no wonder I was bullied at school.

Claire Jackman:
Whatever the problem is, whatever it is that's keeping you from us, whatever's happened that's so bad you think you can't even talk to me about it - fancy a f***?

Benjamin:
We can't just pull him off the streets; this is England. It's like the third world, with rights

Hyde:
Is he doing you?

Katherine Reimer:
No.

Hyde:
[puts on silly voice] Can I?

Katherine Reimer:
No.

Hyde:
Then what are you for?

Katherine Reimer:
I'm your new nanny.

Hyde:
Oh, Mary Poppins, I love Mary Poppins! I could eat Mary Poppins!

Hyde:
So here's the deal. Here's the 'job'. As long as the lights and cameras are on, you're safe. Lights out - you're dinner. What do you think?

Katherine Reimer:
I think you must have quite an appetite.

Hyde:
Tee hee hee.

Hyde:
[as Hyde] Ever killed anyone, Benjamin?

Benjamin:
Not personally. I have people.

Hyde:
You're missing out. It's like sex, only there's a winner.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
So, since when have you been an animal lover?

Peter Syme:
I hunt every summer.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
That's not exactly loving them, is it? That's more shooting them.

Peter Syme:
Well, it's a brief relationship.

Katherine Reimer:
Have you been drinking? Don't tell me you took the car.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
[as Jackman] He drank. He took the car. Why am I getting the look?

Katherine Reimer:
How was your driving?

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Expressive.

Benjamin:
You can control them?

Hyde:
They're just lions. Can't you?

Benjamin:
Kid seems a little freaked.

Hyde:
Yeah, what can you do? Somebody tried to feed him to a lion.

Benjamin:
Yeah, sorry about that. Just an experiment.

Hyde:
A what?

Benjamin:
We wanted to precipitate the change. As we understand it, placing your child in danger, especially the primal kind of danger, the threat of a savage beast would create exactly the right chemical conditions to bring us, well, you.

Hyde:
Why should I care if the kid's in danger? Have you seen his nose?

Benjamin:
Well, you did just save his life.

Hyde:
No! I killed a lion. There's a difference.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
I'll fight him.

Sophia:
You can't.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
I won't ever stop fighting him.

Sophia:
Then he will kill you.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Then I won't die.

[Katherine cries out after seeing an image of Hyde]

Dr. Tom Jackman:
What's wrong?

Katherine Reimer:
Sorry. Jumpy today. It's nothing.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
That time of the month?

Katherine Reimer:
Bit rich, coming from the wolfman.

Hyde:
[sung] She's talking/ She's lying/ She's telling a tale and she's dying... She's laughing/ She's crying/ She turned out the lights and she's dying.

Mr. Hyde:
You've heard of "good cop, bad cop"? THIS is the movie!

Mr. Hyde:
Who are you?

Katherine Reimer:
We were just talking a moment ago.

Mr. Hyde:
That wasn't me.

Mr. Hyde:
Why did you lie to me?

Katherine Reimer:
I'm sorry?

Mr. Hyde:
When I asked you why you wanted the job why did you lie to me?

Katherine Reimer:
I'm sorry I didn't lie

Mr. Hyde:
Rule number one! Don't ever lie to me! I can smell lies! Thing is darling I don't really care why you want the job. Don't care if you have secrets. Don't even mind if you don't answer my questions. Don't answer many questions myself. But don't ever lie to me.

Benjamin:
Look at you: the most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm looking at. Fastest, smartest, the best. And your British, so it's even funny

Hyde:
Maybe if Dr. Jackman was getting any, I wouldn't always wake up with a hard-on.

Claire Jackman:
I try. He won't let me anywhere near him.

Hyde:
He can't. He's afraid he'll turn into me.

Claire Jackman:
Would he?

Hyde:
What if he did?

Claire Jackman:
[pause] Why would I turn him into you?

Hyde:
Oh Mrs. Jackman... you'd turn any man into me.

Claire Jackman:
Are you flirting with me?

[first lines]

Hyde:
Honey, I'm home.

Hyde:
I think his name is Syme, and this is his house.

Claire Jackman:
That's right.

Hyde:
You're in HIS house?

Claire Jackman:
Yes, I'm in his house.

Hyde:
[getting angry] In that dress?

Claire Jackman:
[scoffs] Peter's a friend, he doesn't think of me that way.

Hyde:
[yelling] And what were YOU thinking?

Claire Jackman:
Oh, what was *I* thinking? While you were out f***ing half of London?

Hyde:
I'm not married to you!

Claire Jackman:
Then why are you jealous?

Assistant:
He's moving.

Benjamin:
Course he's moving, he's on a train.

Peter Syme:
You really don't have the hang of England yet, do you?

Claire Jackman:
Husband, I have questions.

Mr. Hyde:
I'm not your husband.

Claire Jackman:
What, because you've changed? I don't know what you are. I don't know if you're schizoid, or a werewolf, or the first man to discover PMT but honey, yes, you are my husband. So

[slap]

Claire Jackman:
What the hell do you mean you haven't f***ed anything in days?

Mr. Hyde:
[laughs] You're not serious?

Claire Jackman:
Look at my face.

Mr. Hyde:
I'm not your husband.

Claire Jackman:
You're Tom Jackman.

Mr. Hyde:
No. We just share a dick.

Claire Jackman:
Yeah. And it's mine.

Hyde:
Are you threatening my family?

Benjamin:
[into phone] Hello, it's me, Benjamin. The word is "go."

Hyde:
I said, are you threatening my family?

Benjamin:
[into phone] Excuse me for a moment. [to Hyde] Yeah. I am explicitly, and directly, and emphatically threatening the lives of Doctor Jackman's family.

Hyde:
[grins] That's all I wanted to know.

[Cuts Benjamin's throat. Soothingly:
]

Hyde:
There now, Benjamin. It'll be over in a moment. It's all right. Hush now. Count backwards from ten.

[He picks up Benjamin's cell phone]

Man on Phone:
Mr. Lennox?

Hyde:
I'm sorry, Benjamin can't come to the phone right now.

Freeman:
[phone beeping, busy] Come on. Come, on!

Peter Syme:
But he's hung up

Freeman:
Doesn't matter. Phone's still switched on. If you can be texted, you can be tracked

Peter Syme:
How long have they been able to do this for?

Freeman:
Well, I know where that blonde on reception lives. And I know you know too

Peter Syme:
Track Jackman, and you're rehired

Freeman:
I was fired?

Peter Syme:
Mentally

Peter Syme:
And this is Katherine Reimer, of course, I'm sure Tom's mentioned her.

Katherine Reimer:
I've heard a lot about you, Mrs Jackman.

Claire Jackman:
I've heard bloody nothing about you, dear.

Katherine Reimer:
I work for your husband.

Claire Jackman:
And you dress like that when you work for my husband or do you wear clothes?

Katherine Reimer:
I wear clothes.

Claire Jackman:
Does he notice?

Katherine Reimer:
Half the time.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
[as Hyde] It's funny, just don't know why I want to hurt you. Don't even know your name. Don't know my name.

Jake:
Please...

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Just woke up wanting to hurt you.

Jake:
Please don't.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
I was born to hurt you.

Jake:
Please...

Dr. Tom Jackman:
And do you know what? [gristly cracking]

Jake:
[screams]

Dr. Tom Jackman:
It's just never gets old. What do you say, lover? Ready to go again?

Jake:
Please. Please, don't...

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Just let me.

Jake:
No, please.

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Now, now, it'll be over in a minute. Finishing touches.

Miranda:
Um, what has Tom told you about his parents?

Claire Jackman:
He was fostered. His mother abandoned him.

Peter Syme:
On a railway platform in Belfast in 1967, six months after he was born.

Miranda:
I don't believe that.

Peter Syme:
You don't think he was abandoned?

Miranda:
I don't think he was born.

Security guard:
Morning, Doctor Jackman.

Mr. Hyde:
Morning.

Security guard:
Mrs. Jackman all right?

Mr. Hyde:
Fine.

Security guard:
How was your weekend?

Mr. Hyde:
Twins.

Claire Jackman:
I'll take that coffee now, thanks.

[a technician brings her a cup of coffee]

Claire Jackman:
Is it hot?

Technician:
Very hot, ma'am.

[Claire splashes the contents of the cup in Peter's face. Peter cries out.]

Claire Jackman:
I apologize for the coffee.

Claire Jackman:
[the morning after meeting him, Claire, from the bedroom, calls out to Tom in the bathroom] Tom?

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Yah?

Claire Jackman:
Um is, is there a man's dressing gown in there?

Dr. Tom Jackman:
[looks around: aHa!] Yes!

Claire Jackman:
I was kind of hoping you wouldn't notice it

Dr. Tom Jackman:
Was specifically pointing it out part of the plan?

Mr. Hyde:
I'm so strong that I walk through your world and don't notice a thing. But you... you make me weak. I notice you.

Mr. Hyde:
[kneels down to talk to the Eddie and Harry] Boys, am I you father?

[boys shake head]

Mr. Hyde:
Look deeper. You know me. Am I your father?

Mr. Hyde:
[to guy in lab coat] Hello. The wife's making a bit of a fuss so could you put this in the fridge somewhere

[hands him a tupperware container with Dr. Gilligan's thumb]

Mr. Hyde:
. It's for Dr. Gilligan.

Guy in lab coat:
[inspects tupperware container] What is it?

Mr. Hyde:
He'll recognize it.

Guy in lab coat:
Excuse me. Who are you?

Mr. Hyde:
Oh that's a point. Better kill you.

[grabs guy in labcoat by the throat, lifts him off the ground and pins him against a wall]

Claire Jackman:
What are you doing? You're killing him.

Mr. Hyde:
Trust me. I'm a psychopath.

Claire Jackman:
Leave him. Don't.

Mr. Hyde:
But I've started.

Claire Jackman:
You're not going to kill that man. You're not going to kill anyone. From now on, no more killing people. Got it?

Mr. Hyde:
All day? Every day? Without killing someone? What kind of life is that?

Claire Jackman:
It's called marriage, honey.

Mr. Hyde:
Well what are we going to do with him?

Claire Jackman:
Tie him up.

Mr. Hyde:
That takes ages.

[slams guy against the wall]

Mr. Hyde:
There. He'll be out for 20 minutes. No. Sod it, we'll take the full hour.

[slams guy against the wall again]

Sophia:
People think Hyde is Rage, or hate, or greed, or lust. But Hyde is far worse.

Claire Jackman:
What is he?

Sophia:
What was the first day you knew you could kill anyone? Anyone at all if you had to?

Claire Jackman:
The day I first held my children.

Sophia:
It's our oldest deadliest impulse, The need to protect our own at the expense of any other living thing. And we give that impulse such a nice name, don't we? Hyde is love. And love is a psychopath.

Claire Jackman:
You're a psychopath and I'm not safe!

Mr. Hyde:
I'm a psychopath with super powers and you're my girl.

Mr. Hyde:
I'm so strong I walk through this funny little world of yours and I don't notice it. It bores me. But you... you, Mrs. Jackman, you make me weak. I notice you.

Mr. Hyde:
All day, every day, without killing anyone? What kind of life is that?

Claire Jackman:
It's called marriage, honey.

Min:
Four women locked in a room without a single magazine! It's like some kind of vile experiment

Peter Syme:
[thinking Hyde has just arrived] How does it feel to be half a god?

Dr. Tom Jackman:
I'm the other half

Peter Syme:
Sounds a bit Denis Thatcher