Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie

Jonah:
I am not going to Ninevah!

Pirate Pa:
Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here.

Jonah:
We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?

Khalil:
Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family.

Jonah:
The message is... STOP IT!

Mr. Nezzer:
Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?

Mr. Lunt:
Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll... what'll we do?

Larry:
Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Mr. Lunt:
Oh. Argh! You got off easy today!

Dad:
Tree!... Cabin!... Underwear!

Mr. Lunt:
Remember that time we did that one thing with that one guy?

Pa Grape:
Oh, do I ever.

Larry:
I remember it like it was yesterday.

Jonah:
I bring you a Message From the Lord

Jonah:
Oh, it's a message of encouragement.

Jonah:
Sounds like a standard turn and repent to me.

Mr. Lunt:
You are a cheating buccaneer!

Larry:
How am I supposed to cheat at Go Fish?

Mr. Lunt:
I don't know.

Junior:
What did he learn?

Pa Grape:
The question is, "What did YOU learn?"

Jonah:
Something touched me!

Pa Grape:
What you need is a little compassion.

Larry:
And maybe some scampi.

Bob the Tomato:
Then the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar...

Khalil:
I am a caterpillar. Well, that's not entirely true. My mother was a caterpillar, my father was a worm, but I'm okay with that now.

Larry:
I'm gonna go home and take a nap!

Pa Grape:
Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song.

Mr. Lunt:
They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! Get back in the booth!

Larry:
Wake me up for the prequel!

Pa Grape:
Oh, come on! We were just starting to have fun!

Pa Grape:
Oh man, I need a tums.

Mr. Lunt:
What? What, are we done? You mean that's it? Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing?... Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho, hey hey... If you need me, I'll be on the porch.

Dad:
Tree!... Cabin!... Larry-Boy!

Larry:
Hi, guys! What's up?

Jonah:
Carlyle! Carlyle! Kahlil!

Laura:
My ticket!

(The ticket lands on the side of the road. Cuts back to the veggies in the van. An annoyed Bob tries to get Mike out of his way.)

Bob:
Do you mind?!

Mike:
(his guitar is stuck in the steering wheel) I'm stuck! (Mike tries to pull the guitar out the steering wheel, but accidentally rips the wheel off the dashboard. Bob ( gasps in horror ). Mike frantically shakes his guitar to try to get the wheel off of his guitar. The veggies ( all crying out in fear ) as the van swerves all around the road. Meanwhile, in the forest, a mother porcupine is walking with her two babies. Cuts back to the van, which is still driving like crazy.)

Bob:
A porcupine!

Mike:
Tree! [Bob steers right in a tree] Cabin! [Bob steers left towards a clothesline] Underwear!

Bob:
(chuckles) Well, I'm glad that's over. A ( line snaps ). Bob turns to Mike Did you say something? [Mike shakes his head. Another line snaps] Oh…

Mike:
Dear!

[Three more lines snap and the van continues down the hill towards the river]

Bob:
Am I in heaven?

Mike:
(sniffs) It smells like… Wisconsin.

(Everyone jumps out of the car)

Bob:
Well, nobody got hurt. [A quill comes out of nowhere and hits Bob in the behind] Ahh!

(The porcupines look down happily.)

Mike:
Wow! What a shot! [Bob groans]

Junior:
Hey, what's that?

(They all notice a restaurant that read SEAFOOD with the letter D light out.)

All:
Ooh.

Annie:
What's seafoo?

Percy Pea:
Maybe it’s like Tofu.

Mike:
Only saltier.

(The D lights up.)

All:
(O.S.) Ahh.

[Jonah, still dreaming, is tossing in his bunk. Pa Grape calls at him off-screen]

Pa Grape:
Jonah! Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah:
No! I... I can't hear you!

Pa Grape:
Come on, wake up! We've got trouble!

Jonah:
What? What's happening?

Pa Grape:
We're in a storm! Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!

Khalil:
We seem to have sprung a leak, traveling buddy!

Pa Grape:
Huh? Hey! What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to get off my ship, you lousy leaf-eater?

Khalil:
Well, yes. But you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves! [Pa Grape turns to Jonah, who rolls his eyes] Crime-fighting runs very deep in my family.

Pa Grape:
Why, if it wasn't for this storm, I'd make you walk the plank. And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?!

Jonah:
What's going on?

Pa Grape:
I'll tell you what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!

Jonah:
Well, what can we do?

Pa Grape:
Oh! Get up and pray to your God! Maybe He'll have mercy on us and spare our lives! [falls over] Oy! Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here! Wait a minute. That's it! All right you two, follow me!

Bob:
[confused] Wait a minute. It's over?!

Pa Grape:
Yup.

Bob:
That's how it ends?

Pa Grape:
Yup.

Junior:
But what did Jonah learn?

Mr. Lunt:
The question, my friends, is not "what did Jonah learn". The question is — what did you learn?