Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead

Rusty Nail:
I like the rain. Keeps everybody inside and washes everything clean.

Rusty Nail:
You want out? There's your exit...

Rusty Nail:
Heck of a joy ride, isn't it...

Rusty Nail:
Get in, y'catch your death out there... hahahahaha...

Goofy Looking Truck Driver:
Your titties are too small anyways! I like them super mongo jugs! Yeah, you heard me! Circus b*obs!

Rusty Nail:
She gave me the finger. Now I want it. She gave it to me, I figure it's mine to keep.

Goofy Looking Truck Driver:
Whoo-wee! This is the finest striptease I ever did see! I'm gonna throw this up on YouTube, get me a million hits.

Melissa:
Who are you?

Goofy Looking Truck Driver:
Whoever you want, sexy mama. Close them pretty eyes and pretend I'm Kenny Chesney for all I care.

Melissa:
I did everything you asked!

Rusty Nail:
No, you didn't. I saw you down at the funeral parlor.

Kayla:
Mel, what is going on?

Rusty Nail:
There's a big difference between a freshly cut, live finger and one snipped from a corpse. Less blood in that one you got there. Stiffer, paler. The nail's yellowed, no nutrients, deteriorating. Want to see what a fresh one looks like? Check the glove compartment.