Juen diu daai ngok

Armed Thug:
[to his hostage in a movie theater] Damn kid! Watching Cat III movies? You're under 18! [shoots him dead]

Happy Chiu:
A pen can't kill bad guys.

Happy Chiu:
According to experts, drinking coffee represents your sex life. So, that means you don't like doing it with your wife.

Happy Chiu:
You must be 'Bad Odor' Chuan.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
How dare you call me names!

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Honey, do you wear that dress to lure people for sex?

Female Passerby:
That's none of your business.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Honey, shall we go to see a show some day?

Female Passerby:
When there's moonlight on New Year's Eve. [smiles at Happy as she leaves]

Happy Chiu:
She's smiling at me.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
She's smiling at you only because you're a lout.

Bitchy Yuen Ying:
Hey, got a cigarette?

Happy Chiu:
No.

Bitchy Yuen Ying:
A cop without cigarettes out of 30,000 in Hong Kong?

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Hey, B*tch. Don't be so cocky.

Bitchy Yuen Ying:
Why don't you rape me!

Bitchy Yuen Ying:
Sorry, Madam. I won't be such a fink. [to Chuan, in English] Eat yourself!

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Repeat that in Chinese, please.

Bitchy Yuen Ying:
Enroll in Josiah Lau's English class, kid.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
[after being burned with a barrel of boiling water] Kindness has good returns!

[after her boyfriend, Chu Li-Yin, has been murdered and the killer exits the bathroom and appears in silhouette]

Lam Chia-Hsin:
[to herself] Why has he changed so quickly? Is he a plastic surgeon?

Lin Tien-Fu:
Only the wicked win in this business society.

Convulsion:
[after getting shot by Happy Chiu] I must kill that four-eyed cop!

Chuan Mak Yuen:
[to 'B*tch' Yuen Ying] You can't clean your mouth with water. Use acid, idiot.

Fu:
I'm a catholic. I never lie.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
You may curse my mom, but not my wife.

Happy Chiu:
Okay. Curse mom.

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Curse my auntie then, if not my mom.

Happy Chiu:
I'll get guns. You call the police.

Lam Chia-Hsin:
How do I do that? I've never done that before.

Table Member:
You're taking the law into your own hands!

[He is shot dead by a machine gunman]

Fu:
I hate people who don't observe game rules.

Fu:
I hate people who don't observe game rules.

Li Peng:
What is it?

Gunman:
I've caught one of the cops and 'Bitchy' Ying, undressed them and tied them up. I'll torture them later.

Li Peng:
You never change! You're so naughty!

[after Chuan runs around naked during the final gunfight]

Chuan Mak Yuen:
Ha, ha! I've got a gun at last! I'm still naked, though. Let me cover up. [Puts a bag over his head]

[after kicking a pen through Fu's chest and killing him]

Happy Chiu:
Wow. So, a pen can kill people.

[before Te drops Li Peng off a roof]

Stalled Engine Te:
I never lie... but today's an exception.