Just My Luck

Jake Hardin:
[sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] And she should've turned the light off because now she's going to be...

Ashley Albright:
[light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!

Jake Hardin:
...electrocuted.

Jake Hardin:
[catching Ashley as she falls backwards] Hi.

Ashley Albright:
[gasps] Oh, my God... Hi.

[Dougie is playing his base and a string breaks and hit Danny in the eye]

Danny Jones:
Ow my eye!

Dougie Poynter:
My A string!

Jake Hardin:
You're firing me? You don't even pay me.

Harry Judd:
Look, Jake, you're good, I mean, you did find us. But it's just...

Jake Hardin:
But? What's the but?

Tom Fletcher:
But we just think it's time to go home

Jake Hardin:
No! You can't go back home. We're this close

Tom Fletcher:
We haven't had any lucky breaks here and...

Danny Jones:
Yea, poor Doug misses his mum

McFly:
Yea

Danny Jones:
He does, he cries every night

Danny Jones:
[Dougie punches Danny] Ah

Jake Hardin:
One week. How's that? one week. You give me one week, and if I can't make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it. We're done. You can go back home. No hard feelings. One week.

Tom Fletcher:
Ok. One week

Jake Hardin:
One week

Tom Fletcher:
One week

Jake Hardin:
All right, get some rest guys

Danny Jones:
Your mum's going to have to wait one more week Doug! hahaa

Jake Hardin:
One week.

Ashley Albright:
Dana, how's my 'scope?

Dana:
Leo, Leo... *tuts* Your moon is in Uranus.

Dana:
Ooo.

Ashley Albright:
Doesn't sound pretty.

Ashley Albright:
Jake... Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.

Dana:
Uh-uh.

Ashley Albright:
Yes!

Dana:
No!

Ashley Albright:
Yes!

Ashley Albright:
No!

Ashley Albright:
Yes.

Dana:
Yes. That's great. He's hot.

Ashley Albright:
You don't understand. If I kiss Jake, it's hello fabulous carefree life.

Dana:
And that's a problem.

Ashley Albright:
Here we go again. Maggie you've known me since Seventh Grade, right? Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky.

Maggie:
Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High.

Ashley Albright:
So?

Maggie:
We went to Jefferson!

Harry Judd:
[after dropping drumstick] Oh bollocks!

Danny Jones:
[after searching for Harry in the restrooms] He's not in the Men's or Women's!

Jake Hardin:
[knocks wall] Okay, look, I know you guys are nervous, that's fine just...

Dougie Poynter:
Hold that thought...

[grabs bucket, throws up]

Tom Fletcher:
Good idea

[grabs bin, throws up]

Danny Jones:
wow

Jake Hardin:
Air fresh... air freshener...

Jake Hardin:
So, other than, uh, you know getting zapped, how's the job working out?

Ashley Albright:
Oh, I can't complain.

Jake Hardin:
That's good.

Ashley Albright:
No, I mean, I'm literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.

Ashley Albright:
Ever since this masquerade bash, it's like I'm the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.

[Ashley's cab driver is zooming through traffic this morning]

Cab Driver:
Wow, that's like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning.

[the cab driver taps his Darth Vader bobble-head for good luck]

[first lines]

Ashley Albright:
Good morning, Oscar.

David Pennington:
Hold it. [Ashley holds the elevator] Thanks.

Ashley Albright:
You're welcome.

David Pennington:
Promise you'll be there. Six o'clock.

Ashley Albright:
Okay. I'll be the red head that looks like this.

Ashley Albright:
[finding a dress with her dry cleaning] This isn't mine.

Dana:
Who's is it?

Ashley Albright:
[reading the tag] Sarah Jessica Parker's. [Maggie screams]

Dana:
What?

Ashley Albright:
I'm not kidding.

Maggie:
I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building.

Dana:
Oh, my God. And look, it's Dolce.

Ashley Albright:
Oh, my gosh. I can return it tomorrow.

Dana:
Let me look. Ah, yes. Your size. What are the odds?

Maggie:
Don't be jealous.

Ashley Albright:
You know, this might actually look cute on me.

Maggie:
You can totally wear it tonight.

Dana:
I'm gonna need some chocolate now.

Maggie:
I'm gonna need some milk.

Ashley Albright:
I'm gonna try on the dress.

Ashley Albright:
[seeing a helicopter] I thought we were taking a jet.

David Pennington:
This takes us to the jet.

Ashley Albright:
Oh... This is definitely going in my diary.

Dana:
So did you?

Ashley Albright:
Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman. We kissed.

Dana:
Boring.

Ashley Albright:
[to Zuki] Check please, Zuki.

Zuki, Japanese Maitre D':
Okay.

Ashley Albright:
Thank you.

Maggie:
So was it a normal kiss or was it a supernatural tingling in your toes butterflies in your tummy kiss.

Ashley Albright:
It was enough to get him to ask me on another date. [Zuki hands Ashley the bill]

Dana:
No, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh.

Ashley Albright:
[to her company credit card] Wait, what's that? [to Dana and Maggie] Se?or Platibum says lunch is on him.

Dana:
I can't stand this.

Ashley Albright:
What?

Dana:
And now on top of everything else Peggy Braden has given you world wide buying power. There's positive energy and then there's just plain dumb luck.

Dana:
[to Ashley after she wins on a scratch ticket] You are the luckiest person in the world.

Jake Hardin:
[to Dana about Ashley] I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.

Maggie:
[after Jake kisses Ashley and takes away her good luck] Ashley, who was that?

Ashley Albright:
Umm... I honestly don't know.

Maggie:
You were just kissing that guy, you honestly don't know?

Ashley Albright:
Yeah, yeah. [the heel of Ashley's shoe snaps] Oh!

Maggie:
What?

Ashley Albright:
My shoe.

Damon Phillips:
You saved my life, Spider-Man.

Jake Hardin:
Ah, it was nothing, really.

Damon Phillips:
No, it was something. There's gotta be a way I can repay you, man.

Jake Hardin:
[to himself] Is it me or did I just get lucky?

Party Detective:
Ashley Albright?

Ashley Albright:
I'm afraid to say yes.

Party Detective:
You're under arrest.

Ashley Albright:
Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress?

Tough Jailbird:
[to Ashley] That's my seat.

Peggy Braden:
[to Ashley] Oh, and in case you haven't guessed, you're fired!

Ashley Albright:
Is this your floor too?

Tough Jailbird:
What did you say? [punches her]

Jake Hardin:
This is my new apartment?

Tiffany:
I know it's pretty amazing. Home theatre, satellite TV. And at night, with the lights down low, let's just say this place is pretty mind blowing.

Ashley Albright:
[to Maggie] Oh... I never noticed. Is your cat all black?

Maggie:
Yeah. Why?

Ashley Albright:
Just curious. Well this is nice. We'll have fun. Everything's gonna be... Oh, my god.

Dana:
What?

Ashley Albright:
I have a zit. I have a zit. Girls, I have a zit! [Ashley's hair gets caught in the hair dryer and she smashes the bathroom window]

Dana:
Ash, are you okay in there?

Ashley Albright:
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Dana:
Ashley? Ash! [Ashley causes the lights in the entire building to blackout]

Madame Z:
Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?

Ashley Albright:
Oh... Well besides the fact that I tore my dress, nearly choked to death, and the felony charges... no.

Madame Z:
Yikes! How about before that?

Ashley Albright:
Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but... that's hardly unusual. Wait a second. You said I could lose it to someone else, right? So does that mean he took my luck from me?

Madame Z:
Maybe he needed it more than you.

Ashley Albright:
So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit! No, that is just my luck, okay? And you're going to help me and tell me how to get it back.

Madame Z:
Me? Well, let's see. Uh... If he took it from you with a kiss... Then it stands to reason...

Ashley Albright:
What?

Maggie:
Because when one door closes...

Ashley Albright:
...Two others open.

Jake Hardin:
Look, I know a job if you're looking for one.

Ashley Albright:
Really? What's the scam?

Jake Hardin:
No scam.

Ashley Albright:
Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?

Jake Hardin:
No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.

Ashley Albright:
It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam?

Jake Hardin:
Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L.

Ashley Albright:
"S.O.L."?

Jake Hardin:
"Sh*t out of luck".

Ashley Albright:
What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there?

Jake Hardin:
[points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on] Yeah.

Ashley Albright:
[groans] Oh...

Jake Hardin:
Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there. [laughs] I'm Jake.

Ashley Albright:
Ashley. Oh, God.

Jake Hardin:
No, you got it.

Ashley Albright:
Oh, my gosh.

Jake Hardin:
Looks great on you.

Ashley Albright:
Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now.

Jake Hardin:
For this one, I think you'll be fine.

Ashley Albright:
Okay.

Jake Hardin:
Want to check it out?

Ashley Albright:
Why are you so nice?

Jake Hardin:
What? Look, I mean, sh*t out of luck. That's my thing.

Jake Hardin:
[as Ashley is changing a light bulb] See that's not good. She should have gone up without the bulb and brought down the old one because now she's gonna be juggling...

Jake Hardin:
Can I give you a ride?

Ashley Albright:
I only live twenty nine blocks from here.

Jake Hardin:
Uh, at least take my umbrella.

Ashley Albright:
I already have one.

Jake Hardin:
You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh... microwave popcorn, satellite T.V.

Ashley Albright:
No, I... I really shouldn't.

Jake Hardin:
Look, I don't do this for just anybody, but I'll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows.

Ashley Albright:
I love the little marshmallows.

Jake Hardin:
How about you toss the lighting rod and get in.

Ashley Albright:
Ooh... [sighs] Thank you.

Ashley Albright:
[to Jake] What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster and I give up.

Ashley Albright:
Wait, you're Katie?

Katy:
Last time I checked.

Jake Hardin:
We've sold out the Hard Rock!

Jake Hardin:
I've been the luckiest guy in the world.

Ashley Albright:
[Jake goes to kiss Ashley again] No, no, no. no. I have to go now.

Jake Hardin:
Uh... Now?

Ashley Albright:
Taxi! [a mass of taxi's stop] Sorry, I was just checking something.

Ashley Albright:
Yes, my luck is back.

Ashley Albright:
[knocks someone over] Oh, my God!

Ashley Albright:
[to Maggie and Dana] Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?

Ashley Albright:
My bad!

Katy:
[after she gets a big sloppy kiss from both Ashley and Jake] Ugh, I've been slimed!

[repeated line]

Jake Hardin:
Taxi!

[last lines]

Road Worker:
Hey, shut the valve! The pipe is broken!

Maggie:
[after McFly plays her song at the Hard Rock] Is that applause or the sound of my nervous system shutting down?