Just My Luck2006

Jake Hardin:
Look, I know a job if you're looking for one.

Ashley Albright:
Really? What's the scam?

Jake Hardin:
No scam.

Ashley Albright:
Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?

Jake Hardin:
No, no religion stuff. It's just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.

Ashley Albright:
It still doesn't answer my question: What's the scam?

Jake Hardin:
Let's just say I know what it's like to be S.O.L.

Ashley Albright:
"S.O.L."?

Jake Hardin:
"Sh*t out of luck".

Ashley Albright:
What makes you think I'm S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there?

Jake Hardin:
[points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on] Yeah.

Ashley Albright:
[groans] Oh...

Jake Hardin:
Look, where you are now.... I've been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there. [laughs] I'm Jake.

Ashley Albright:
Ashley. Oh, God.

Jake Hardin:
No, you got it.

Ashley Albright:
Oh, my gosh.

Jake Hardin:
Looks great on you.

Ashley Albright:
Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I'm not really dressed for a job interview right now.

Jake Hardin:
For this one, I think you'll be fine.

Ashley Albright:
Okay.

Jake Hardin:
Want to check it out?

Ashley Albright:
Why are you so nice?

Jake Hardin:
What? Look, I mean, sh*t out of luck. That's my thing.