Jäähyväiset presidentille

Rimpiaho:
Don't you understand that it's wrong to shoot people?

Asko Mertanen:
In some occasions one is given a medal for doing so.

[first lines]

Older Man at the Shooting Track:
Magnum 357, the most famous handgun in the world.

Detective Siika:
At least we know the motive?

Detective Sergeant Hanhivaara:
We do?

Detective Siika:
[Siika is trying to tell a difficult riddle] You are in a dark room with two boxes. In the first one you have 25 black socks and in the other one you have 25 white socks. How many socks you have to take from each of those boxes to be sure that you have at least one pair of the same colour in your hands.

Detective Sergeant Hanhivaara:
[without thinking] Three.

Asko Mertanen:
Make coffee!

Eeva-Maria Kilpinen:
I don't take orders from men. That's why I never got married.

Asko Mertanen:
Have someone ever even propose you?

[she slaps him on his balls]

Ollila:
Welcome to Tampere, Mr. President!

Older Man at the Shooting Track:
[they are looking at Mertanen who's leaving from the shooting track] Strange fellow!

Younger Man at the Shooting Track:
You think he's gay?

Older Man at the Shooting Track:
Don't know. But hell of a shooter he is. He hits the bull's eye every time he fires his gun.

Detective Sergeant Hanhivaara:
Could you tell me about your daughter?

Elsa Maijala:
She was such a nice girl!

Olavi Maijala:
She was a whore!

Detective Lieutenant Kairamo:
Huhtanen, you take care of the lesbians.

Detective Siika:
[to Huhtanen] Watch out your back.

Detective Huhtanen:
Good looking woman.

Detective Siika:
But dead.

Cop at the Hospital:
In any case, it was this book that saved your life.

Detective Sergeant Hanhivaara:
Dianthuses, goddamit!