Kingu Kongu tai Gojira

Mr.Tako:
King Kong can't make a monkey out of us!

Mr.Tako:
You two are going to Faro! Find me a genuine monster, if he exists or not!

[King Kong has just encountered Godzilla]

Osamu Sakurai:
Oh, I'll bet Kong has no chance.

Mr. Tako:
I'll toss you... Heads for King Kong. [he flips the coin] Tails...

Furue:
My corns always hurt when they're near a monster.

[Arriving on Faro island]

Furue:
Uh, Sakurai, I'm scared!

Furue:
What's happening?

Osamu Sakurai:
Giant octopus. Hurry.

Osamu Sakurai:
[King Kong is breaking free] There's no time to argue! Destroy him!

Mr.Tako:
What? King Kong is my responsibility, and you have no right to destroy him!

Furue:
You dumbbell!

Mr.Tako:
Dumbbell?

Furue:
King Kong could kill us all! You wouldn't care! Publicity's all you want! Publicity!

Rescue Copter Pilot:
[the iceberg is breaking open] What's that Al? [a large creature emerges] Ah! It's Gojira!

Osamu Sakurai:
When you and the monster meet, be sure you tell him all about your corn problems.

Osamu Sakurai:
[Japanese version] The storm will awaken Kong's inner strength. You'll see.

Kazuo Fujita:
Like spinach does for Popeye?

Osamu Sakurai:
Exactly.

[Japanese version]

Mr.Tako:
We scored a full-page display in the newspapers. Why don't we take a photo of him smiling to put in our ads?

Osamu Sakurai:
Do you think King Kong smiles?

Mr.Tako:
We get him to smile.