Knock Knock

Evan Webber:
I like building up the anticipation.

Evan Webber:
Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna f***ing kill me? Why? WHY? Because I f***ed you? You f***ed me! You f***ed ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a f***in' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both f***ing sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free f***in' pizza! It just shows up at my f***in' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, f*** us! No one will know. Come on, f*** us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a f***, you'll just f*** anything, you'll just f*** anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just f***ing f***ed me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you f***ed me? What the f***-F***-F***, this is f***ing insane!

Evan Webber:
Chocolate with [shouting] sprinkles!

Genesis:
Knock, knock.

Bel:
Who's there?

Genesis:
Cheating Evan.

Bel:
Cheating Evan who?

Genesis:
Cheating Evan-tually gets you killed.

Genesis:
This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.

Bel:
We have to punish you!

Bel:
I'm glad we knocked on your door.

Bel:
It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. Do you believe in destiny, Evan?

Evan Webber:
I'm an architect, so obviously I believe in things happening by your own design.

Bel:
Well... I do. I don't think people just pick randomly. I think that, if we are here together, it's because there's something we have to learn from each other.

Evan Webber:
What do you want?

Genesis:
I want to play hide and seek.

Jake:
Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us?

Evan Webber:
I would love nothing more, sport, but if daddy doesn't work this weekend we'll have to live in a box. Do you guys want to live in a box?