Kopps

Agneta:
Benny, Do you think my tits are baggy?

Lasse:
Radio Cars?

Benny:
That is what they are called

Lasse:
I will not drive around saying "radio cars"

Benny:
Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...

Jacob:
Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.

Benny:
I've had a collision down at Östervegen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a f***ing psychopath has been there...

Agneta:
Do you want us to pierce you through the scrotum Göran?

Jacob:
We just want to change the statistics a bit.

Benny:
Where the Hell are we going to have lunch now?

Håkan:
You're the leader of a SWAT-team... You fill out your waistcoat, not just literately... You're competent. You know, something is missing here.

Håkan:
You're missing a hug.

Benny:
Sh*t, they got some really cool waistcoats.

Jacob:
What has happened to you hair?

Benny:
Nothing.

Jacob:
Nothing? You're god damn...

Benny:
Stop it.

Jacob:
Do you wear a wig?

Benny:
Jacob, god damn, don't tell anyone.

Jacob:
No.

Benny:
Don't tell anyone. Nobody's going to like me.

Jacob:
Yes.

Benny:
No... I can't do a thing. I don't want to be a cop anymore. I can't even... I'm so f***ing bad. I can't even drive a car properly. I'm just a bald egghead.

Jacob:
Bring your hair with you, we're leaving now.

Lasse:
We just tried to change the statistics.