Le dîner de cons

Fran?ois Pignon:
[after hanging up the phone] That was your sister.

Pierre Brochant:
I don't have a sister.

Fran?ois Pignon:
[appears confused] Really? I asked her who she was, and she said "His sister".

Pierre Brochant:
[incredously to himself] He called Marl?ne!

Fran?ois Pignon:
She's not your sister?

Pierre Brochant:
That's her name! Hissister! Marl?ne Hissister!

Fran?ois Pignon:
Sometimes I feel like you're really taking me for an imbecile.

Christine Brochant:
Are you the one who was supposed to be dining with him tonight?

Fran?ois Pignon:
Yes, how did you know? Did he talk about me?

Christine Brochant:
Yes, but even without that, I would have recognized you.

[last lines]

Fran?ois Pignon:
[repeatedly] I'll call her back, everything will work out!

Pierre Brochant:
You idiot! What an idiot!

Fran?ois Pignon:
Do you sleep with all your editors?

Pierre Brochant:
None of your damn business!