Longmire

Bob Barnes:
[as Vic is driving away] I had no idea she even had a husband.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
We all got our little secrets, Bob.

Henry Standing Bear:
Most everything people learned about Little Bighorn is fiction.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.

Fireman:
Sheriff, at least wear my hat.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Entering the smoldering barn] No. thanks. I got one.

The Ferg:
[while submitting his badge] I know I was a favor. I only got hired 'cause you were helping out my dad. I'm just, I'm just not cut out for this.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Ferg, I hired you for two reasons. Yes, one was a favor to your father.

The Ferg:
And the other?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I'm still waiting to find out. Pick up your badge, Deputy.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Lizzie, there's nothin' goin' on between me and Vic. Nothin'.

Lizzie Ambrose:
Oh, Walt, of course there is. You're just too afraid to admit it.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You've been exposing your Queen, hoping I'll rush in and get myself trapped.

Lucian Connally:
The Queen's Gambit. I guess not everyone's gonna fall for it.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Achilles was a warrior. He had a partner, a fellow warrior, a friend. There's no greater enemy than the mortal enemy of a friend.

Ed Gorski:
I would not disagree with that.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
We men are wretched thing?

Ed Gorski:
We are? Ha, says who?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Achilles. About 3,000 years ago. You read the Iliad?

Ed Gorski:
I'm familiar with the classics.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Well if you read it, Ed, interpretations vary. I think it's a poem about a man's destructive rage. Achilles was a warrior. He had a partner, a fellow warrior. A friend. There is no greater enemy than the mortal enemy of a friend.

Ed Gorski:
I would not disagree with that.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
So Achilles confronted his friend's great enemy. Achilles gave the man one warning. There is no weapon, no army that could protect this enemy from the sheer hell that is Achilles rage.

Ed Gorski:
And what happened to this enemy?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Achilles ran his sword through the man's guts, dragged his dead body around the town.

Ed Gorski:
So, could this enemy have done anything otherwise?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
He could of got out of town, while he still had the chance.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to Henry] When's the last time you tracked someone?

Branch Connally:
[Holding his cellphone] Ferg wants to talk to you. You know, it'd be a lot easier if you got a cellphone of your own.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Taking the cellphone] I don't need one. What's up, Ferg?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Thank God you're here!

Cop:
Who are you?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Sheriff of Absaroka County, Wyoming. I've been chasing this guy for weeks.

Cop:
We got a call from a monitoring company. One of their guys skipped parole.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Henry Standing Bear. This is him. This guy's been robbing graves all over my county for weeks. Couldn't catch him in the act though.

Cop:
Why does he have two shovels?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I just asked this smart-ass the same question. Know what he said?

Cop:
No.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Tell him what you said.

Henry Standing Bear:
[Henry looks at Walt in disbelief that he has to make up an answer] In case one of them breaks.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
You want me to feel bad? I feel bad.

Ed Gorski:
I want you to feel what it's like to have everything you care about taken away. I want you to hurt, Vic.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking of David Ridges] I don't have years. I need to know how this man is connected to Cady's accident.

Henry Standing Bear:
Well, if I were you, I would proceed with caution. All this bad medicine, whether you believe in it or not, tends to attract some dangerous types.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to Henry Standing Bear and pointing to Hector] So, if it wasn't you, and it wasn't him, who killed that meth head?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to Det. Fales] Why are you working so hard to find Miller Beck's killer when your department could hardly be bothered to find my wife's killer?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Holly, did you kill Ross Lanten?

Holly Whitish:
No, but I know who did.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Showing her a picture of Greg Collette] Was this the man?

Holly Whitish:
No. It was God. I prayed so hard for Ross Lanten to be punished for what he did, and all these years I just thought that God was ignoring me. But He wasn't. I guess He just had other people's prayers to answer first.

Cady Longmire:
Excuse me. Hi. I'm looking for one of your detectives - Det. Fales.

Cranky Officer:
He expecting you?

Cady Longmire:
No, but just tell him Cady Longmire's here.

Other detective:
[after Cady Longmire leaves the Denver office] Who was that?

Detective Fales:
She was either sent here by the prime suspect in my murder case to find out what I know, or she's my new best friend.

Sal Vayas:
You ever hear of Guernica, Sheriff?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Yep. It's a Basque down in Spain. Hitler bombed it, Picasso made a painting about it, and Marko had a copy of it in his house.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to Henry] Detective Fales is investigating you.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
The boys said it wasn't him. They say the Dog Soldier abducted 'em. The Cheyenne believe in a- avenging warrior spirit, can take on any form- animal, human.

Crystal Shoemaker:
And you believe that?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I believe in transformation. I believe we become vessels, of forces we cannot control, or understand. When you drove over Ryan Shank- Maybe it was the spirit of the Dog Soldier that guided you. Perhaps that spirit guided me, once upon a time as well. So, congratulations. Without your confession we have no case against you. The Dog Soldier knows what you've done Crystal- And when he comes for you- I'm just a phone call, and twenty minute drive away.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I'll come as fast as I can.

Henry Standing Bear:
[Showing the picture of a suspect] Did you see this man?

Luke:
I saw Hotam?taneo'o. Grandma always told me that If I didn't behave, then Hotam?taneo'o would come through the window and take me away.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to his staff in the office] Sometimes the best way to catch the killer is to make them think they're free.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
[Speaking of personal problems] I know this sucks but you can't let it get to you.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Nothing gets to me.

Jacob Nighthorse:
[Speaking to Sheriff Longmire] Did you know that the U.S. Government only quantifies three things by blood? Dogs, horses, and Indians.

The Ferg:
Honestly, I've been pissed at you for months now.

Branch Connally:
Me? What'd I do?

The Ferg:
You could have dated anybody. Why'd it have to be Cady?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking to Henry Standing Bear] I need to set things straight with the world, with myself, with Cady. I've been selfish. I have to make a sacrifice.

Omar:
[Speaking to Sheriff Longmire] You ever hear of elk velvetine?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I gotta let a lot of things go. Maybe I'm just starting to mellow.

Cady Longmire:
I should get hit by a car more often.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
No. Once was enough.

Cady Longmire:
You know, you were right about how I'd feel once I knew the truth about mom.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You want to talk about it?

Cady Longmire:
Eventually.

Omar:
What happened to your hand?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Hurt it.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
What the hell happened to your truck? And your hand. You hurt your hand.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You're right. You should consider a career in law enforcement.

Cady Longmire:
What happened to your hand?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I hurt it.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Vic, give me those pants.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
If I had a dime for every time a man said that to me.

Susan Parkford:
Grant had a daughter?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Your husband was just a man. We're all idiots. We make mistakes and we don't like people knowing about our mistakes. But Grant was one of the good ones. He was trying to make things right, and he was trying to do it without hurting you. Mrs. Parkford, I swear I'm gonna find out who did this to your husband.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
Walt, whatcha doing?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Thinking. I do that sometimes before I talk.

Henry Standing Bear:
[after Walt shoots the kidnapper, freeing Henry] Nice shot.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Well, I couldn't let him take my truck.

Diane Highsmith:
[Speaking to Branch Connally] You know, when Bill and I first met, we were totally in love. And then, bit by bit, it all fades. And here I am, years later, hearing he's dead, and all I feel is nothing. Life's funny.

Henry Standing Bear:
[Speaking of Aaron Two Rivers, the Heyoka wannabe] You can never tell when he is telling the truth.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
He's just like everybody else, then. At least he's up front about it.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
You do realize she was flirting with you, right?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
She fainted.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
It's a classic first move.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I think you're reading too much into it, Vic.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You know I remember when I could count the number of murders in this county on one hand, two at most. Now I got a multi-billion dollar drug cartel right in my back yard.

Henry Standing Bear:
[Raising a drink] To progress.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
It's a cancer, Henry. You know the thing about cancer? By the time you find it, it's often too late.

Branch Connally:
I told you it'd be a waste of time. Not a talkative crowd.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
Quitter.

Branch Connally:
I got 20 bucks says you can't do better.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
You're on. Hold this. Photo, please.

Travis Murphy:
Maybe we can talk about this.

Branch Connally:
Don't you ever pull a gun on me. I'm not the quarterback anymore. I am the next sheriff.

Ada Black Kettle:
What did the First Warrior say to the Great Spirit?

Henry Standing Bear:
The First Warrior looked out on the land that was his home. He saw the hills and the stars, and he was happy. For giving him this home, the First Warrior told the Great Spirit that he would fight and win many battles in his honor.

Henry Standing Bear:
The first warrior looked out on the land that his home. He saw the hills and the stars and he was happy. For giving him his home, the first warrior told the Great Spirit that he would fight and win many battles in His honor. But the Great Spirit said, "No, do not fight for me. Fight for your tribe, fight for the family born to you, fight for the brothers you find. Fight for them," the Great Spirit said, "for they are your home."

R.J. Watts:
All them sons of b*tches I sent away, not a single one of 'em is still behind bars.

Sean Moretti:
What is it?

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
They found me.

Omar:
Well, I'll make you a deal. I'll help you track this bear, but you got to lend me one of your deputies.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Let me guess. It's not Ferg.

Omar:
No. I want that feisty Italian.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Careful what you wish for.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You think that seeing your daughter's murderer will help the anger go away? I can tell you from personal experience it won't. Only time can do that.

Donna Craig:
Really? 'Cause the first 20 years haven't made much of a dent.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
You have no issue with your son failing you?

Mancell Lone Elk:
Ethan didn't fail me. I failed him.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Walt has come out of his ranch house to intercept Vic. Lizzie comes out onto the porch in her bare feet, having obviously spent the night, as Ferg arrives, then Lizzie returns inside] Anybody... 'ts got something they want to say... I suggest yuh think twice about it

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Let's cut the bullshit. One punch, you knock me over, I retire tomorrow.

Branch Connally:
Best idea you've had - ever.

[last lines]

Detective Fales:
Did you drive down to Denver last year to hunt down and kill the man who stabbed your wife?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
No.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Speaking of the American bison blocking the road] I think he's guarding something.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
[Speaking of the calf crossing the road] How common is that, Walt, a white buffalo?

Wayne:
About one in every 10 million births.

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
It speaks.

Wayne:
It's a sign. Right, Sheriff?

Victoria 'Vic' Moretti:
So you're gonna go after a snowcat? On foot?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
If I was a hostage, I'd want to know someone was coming to help.

Branch Connally:
[Asking Henry about the health status of Sheriff Longmire] Is he dead?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
[Last lines] Not yet.

As Walt is laboriously pulling the travois (on which he has placed Henry) over rough terrain, Henry lifts his head and asks him, “Are we there yet?”