Longmire2012

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Thank God you're here!

Cop:
Who are you?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Sheriff of Absaroka County, Wyoming. I've been chasing this guy for weeks.

Cop:
We got a call from a monitoring company. One of their guys skipped parole.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Henry Standing Bear. This is him. This guy's been robbing graves all over my county for weeks. Couldn't catch him in the act though.

Cop:
Why does he have two shovels?

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
I just asked this smart-ass the same question. Know what he said?

Cop:
No.

Sheriff Walt Longmire:
Tell him what you said.

Henry Standing Bear:
[Henry looks at Walt in disbelief that he has to make up an answer] In case one of them breaks.