Love Boccaccio Style

[Masetto pretends to be asleep with his organ hanging out]

Alicia - Virgin #1:
I'd like to touch it.

Rosetta - Virgin #2:
Oh, so would I. But do you think he'd object?

Alicia - Virgin #1:
Nonsense. He's only a minor worker. He can't object to anything we do.

[after buxom Madam Fantutti threatens to expose Masetto to the fathers and brothers of the virgins he deflowered]

Madam Fantutti:
You still work for me. But I have altered the nature of your services.

Masetto:
Agreed.

Madam Fantutti:
Fine. You have one hour and I want you back in this bed.