Love Is News

Steve Leyton:
[to Martin Canavan as both are laughing] Remember the last time you tore up my contract and gave me a new one?

Steve Leyton:
[still laughing] Remember what I told you to do with it?

Steve Leyton:
[laughing even louder] Well, if you're not too tired, do it again! [they both continue to laugh hysterically]

Steve Leyton:
[amazed as Johnson downs mug after mug of beer] Where do you store it all?

Eddie Johnson:
Got my big hoes on.

Steve Leyton:
Mike, ever had a woman make a fool out of you?

Mike Allegretti:
Sure!

Steve Leyton:
What happened?

Mike Allegretti:
Four boys and one girl.

Cyrus Jeffrey:
You're not going to marry my niece?

Steve Leyton:
Not while I'm sane!

Tony Gateson:
[laughs]

Cyrus Jeffrey:
Tony, this isn't true, is it?

Tony Gateson:
Just as true of other things that gentleman of the press has been writing about me.

Eddie Johnson:
[to Tony] Lady, shovel the dirt and we'll haul it away.