Lupin the Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Mine

Daisuke Jigen:
I'm getting out of the killing business. In this line of work, a moment of hesitation means death, getting emotionally involved is suicide... I can't hack it anymore!

Fujiko Mine:
So, what are you going to do?

Daisuke Jigen:
Good question. The life of a thief might not be so bad.

Fujiko Mine:
Are you propositioning me?

Daisuke Jigen:
Don't you worry, I'd never team up with you for anything.

Fujiko Mine:
I don't know. "Never" is a very long time.

Arsene Lupin III:
Criminals have always been in the know before anybody else. It's been like that for centuries.

Daisuke Jigen:
[being avoided by people] Guess it doesn't matter where I go, there's no hiding my past. It's written on my face.

Arsene Lupin III:
You're gonna pay dearly for being a grave robber, you know!

Daisuke Jigen:
What, and you're not?

Arsene Lupin III:
I'll be fine! I'm just a generic robber!

Arsene Lupin III:
Now drop the gun! I've never known a Magnum to fire a seventh round!

Daisuke Jigen:
Or a Walther to fire a tenth! [they grapple]

Arsene Lupin III:
Why would you need some deity to tell you how heavy your sins are, when you already know what you've done in this life? Besides, even if you're rewarded with rebirth, there's no guarantee your new life is gonna be a good one.

Daisuke Jigen:
Doesn't matter. My future is dark either way.

Daisuke Jigen:
She's the reason you're here? You came to this hellhole for her?

Arsene Lupin III:
And that oughta tell you just how much she's worth: more than any other treasure I've ever seen!

Daisuke Jigen:
Seems to me that all she does is go around spreading trouble!

Arsene Lupin III:
If there's no trouble, it's not worth stealing! That's the code of the Lupin family!

Daisuke Jigen:
Hey! We're about to be burnt to a crisp here!

Arsene Lupin III:
[looks around] It should have a secret exit. Traps like this one pretty much always do, don't they? That way the builders don't have to worry about whoever commissioned it trying to seal them inside. And sure enough, there it is!

Fujiko Mine:
It's just an air vent! We can't get out through there!

Arsene Lupin III:
Don't get hysterical. This wall opens up. See, there's a keyhole.

Fujiko Mine:
It's shaped like... No! Don't even think about it! Do you know how much work it took me to get this? [the keyhole is peacock-shaped]

Arsene Lupin III:
It's only a red-feathered fortune-bestowing peacock while it's inside the pyramid. I guess you could choose to be locked up with it, then you could be a legendary peacock too.

Arsene Lupin III:
Where's the excitement in swiping something like that? Such a gaudy piece.

Fujiko Mine:
[naked except for a jeweled chain] It's plenty exciting, Lupin. Nothing looks gaudy if you know the right way to wear it.

Arsene Lupin III:
I thought you would enjoy a gemstone bouquet.

Fujiko Mine:
They are pretty enough... although red does tend to be an overdone choice.

Arsene Lupin III:
Oh, yeah? Then please, allow me... [turns off the lights, and the roses change color]

Fujiko Mine:
Oh, alexandrite... its color is dictated by the light that hits it.

Arsene Lupin III:
Appears blue when seen by sunlight, and turns red in firelight. Pretty princely gift, don't you think?

Daisuke Jigen:
[Lupin] I remember seeing a guy like you in a movie I watched recently. He was the only one who survived to the very end.

Daisuke Jigen:
Why did you save me?

Lupin III:
You were being so clumsy in front of me... I didn't plan on doing so, but... maybe, because we almost ended up going to hell together?

Daisuke Jigen:
I don't like it.

Lupin III:
Don't say that. Eat up! It's potato gnocchi with a special bologna ragu sauce!

Lupin III:
This once-unknown fortune teller suddenly became famous in the underworld three years ago.

Daisuke Jigen:
A fortune teller who could predict your dying day would be popular indeed.

Lupin III:
But that's not the only reason for his fame. All of his clients were people I had robbed. And there's one other interesting person... [chortles]

Daisuke Jigen:
That woman is in this, too?... I don't like it. But I don't want to be indebted to you.

Goemon Ishikawa:
[to Marco] A man should never cry over something like ice cream.

Fujiko Mine:
[to Marco] Dear boy, be an excellent king, you hear me?

Goemon Ishikawa:
Who are you? What is your real name?

Fujiko Mine:
Who am I, huh? I'm just a woman.

Fujiko Mine:
It was all an act. Aw, are you shocked? But I'm just like you, it was part of the job.

Goemon Ishikawa:
Not so, you helped me see past that. [stammers]

Goemon Ishikawa:
I mean... you don't have any place where you belong, either. That's, that's what you said! And likely you don't have any true friend! But if you were with me you could have a true...

Fujiko Mine:
I could have a true what? Do tell. [kisses him]

Fujiko Mine:
I'm Fujiko Mine. And I hope we meet again, my adorable samurai friend. [escapes]

Goemon Ishikawa:
...a true boyfriend. That's what I was going to say.

Goemon Ishikawa:
The shadows are calling me, I must go. I'm sorry.

[Oscar catches a police officer spying on a degenerate tryst]

Oscar:
[chokes him] Do your job properly, or I'll kill you! Understood?

[Zenigata puts Fujiko on the stage in place of Ayan Maya]

Oscar:
Are you sure you're not overestimating this woman?

Inspector Zenigata:
I'm sure. Take it from me, she's a good enough actress to fake a pretty convincing orgasm.

Fujiko Mine:
Oh, Inspector, you flatter me...

Arsene Lupin III:
Oh, Zenigata, wherefore art thou, Zenigata?

Oscar:
Hurry up, pig! Run like your bacon depends on it!

Fujiko Mine:
Think you can lay off the pig comparisons?

Oscar:
Fine! Spittoon, then!

Fujiko Mine:
Spittoon?

Oscar:
Yeah, that's right! You're nothing but a receptacle for male lust! That's all you're good for, you worthless piece of trash!

Inspector Zenigata:
[chases Lupin] I carry the Zenigata family name, and you the name of a thief! Blood will always tell!

Arsene Lupin III:
It's blood you want, eh? [gets shot and bleeds... then sprays Zenigata]

Inspector Zenigata:
I can't see!

Arsene Lupin III:
A lovely red sauce, mixed with a touch of chili powder! Here, I'll give you some extra on the house!