Made Men

Felix:
You almost done?

Royce:
In a minute, alright?

Bill Manucci:
Let the man eat Felix! I mean for Christ' sake, he's from England, this is practically a gourmet meal for him! Besides, he's been that ugly must bring up one hell of an appetite!

Royce:
You better not be playing silly buggers with me!

Bill Manucci:
Sh*t! I thought they sent a**holes like you to Australia!

Miles:
Calm down Royce, Felix can handle it.

Bill Manucci:
Felix couldn't handle his own dick if it spat a load into his own hand!

Bill Manucci:
Do you really think I'm stupid enough to kill a fed agent?

Miles:
As a matter of fact, yes I do!

[holding up a can of Mr. Pibb]

Bill Manucci:
You ever had this? This is just like Dr. Pepper, but without the medical degree.

Sheriff Dex Drier:
You have yourself a real nice day now.