Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance

[if you continuously make Raiden kill lots of seagulls during a sniper mission where Raiden needs to protect Emma as she crosses the strut to the other strut, you get a Codec call]

Colonel:
Raiden, do you actually enjoy abusing helpless animals?

Rosemary:
[shocked] I don't believe it! I had no idea you were that kind of a monster!

Colonel:
I don't understand you. But if you're satisfied, then get back to the mission.

[Codec communication ends]

[sometimes says it if you intentionally make Raiden aim his firearms at Pliskin while he sleeps]

Solid Snake:
[immediately wakes up and aims back] I wouldn't do that if I were you!

[says it sometimes if you intentionally make Raiden shoot Solid Snake]

Solid Snake:
Damn kid!

Colonel:
Raiden, turn the game console off right now.

Raiden:
What did you say?

Colonel:
The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now.

Raiden:
What's wrong with you?

Colonel:
Don't worry, it's a game. It's a game just like usual.

Rosemary:
You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.

Raiden:
What are you talking about?

Colonel:
Raiden. Something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky. It was moving irregularly. Suddenly, there was intense light all around. And when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

Raiden:
Huh?

Colonel:
Fine, forget it.

Colonel:
I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!

Colonel:
An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves.