Mickey Mouse

Cable Car Operator:
Next stop, Chinatown, ladies and gentlemen, Chinatown. Or as we here like to call it... Chinatown.

Goofy:
[Mickey and Goofy are inside Goofy's house in attempt to handle the spider Goofy told Mickey about] Careful, Mick. Don't look it straight in the mandibles.

Mickey Mouse:
Oh, Goofy, it's just a little spider. [Opens the door to another room and sees that the spider is actually gigantic. Screen cuts to the outside of Goofy's house as Mickey screams in fear]

Mickey Mouse:
[Calling Goofy over the phone while his face is still covered with eggs and bacon after Grandma has smashed the breakfast on him and broke a furniture of his] Hello, Goofy.

Mickey Mouse:
[Wipes the eggs and bacon off his face] Hello, Goofy. I'm sorry, but your grandma has got to go.

Goofy:
[Over the phone] Oh please, Mick. Just one more night?

Mickey Mouse:
Absolutely not.

Goofy:
Aw thanks, Mick. I knew you'd understand. You're the best friend a guy could ever have. In fact...

Mickey Mouse:
[Mickey looks into his living room to find Grandma talking on the phone at the same time actually speaking in Goofy's voice; shocked] Goofy?

Goofy:
[Surprised to realize that Mickey has caught him] I'll talk to you later, Mick. Ii gotta go. [Hangs up phone]

Mickey Mouse:
[to Donald] We didn't drive four days without stopping or eating to not make Goofy's dream come true, and we're not going anywhere until it does... come true.

Donald Duck:
And what are we gonna do, build an entire amusement park in the middle of that field?

Mickey Mouse:
Donald, that's a great idea!

Donald Duck:
Me and my big beak.

[Goofy has lead Mickey through town while sleepwalking. At the end, they return to Goofy's home where Mickey only gets a few seconds of sleep before the alarm clock goes off]

Goofy:
[waking up] Wow! I slept great! I feel like I can run a marathon! What do you say, Mick? C'mon!

Mickey Mouse:
[crying out] Not again! [screams while running out of the house]

Goofy:
[guffaws] Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about! Now wait for me!

Pete:
[in response to the crowd booing him] Oh, yeah? Well, which one of yas wants to come up here and take on the champ?

[crowd silences in fears]

Goofy:
Hey! Hey man! I'll tell ya who... [points to Mickey] This guy!

[chuckles as he brings Mickey forward]

Pete:
[pointing at Mickey] You?

Mickey Mouse:
[in fear] N-n-n-n-no. [Mickey backs away, but Goofy blocks his escape]

Goofy:
Sure you do, Mick. Why, you was just telling me how much you'd like to teach him a lesson. Remember?

Mickey Mouse:
[in fear] Uh, well, uh, I um...

Goofy:
[to Pete] He said he was gonna give you one of these.

Mickey Mouse:
No!

Goofy:
Some this and this. And... lights out!

Pete:
Might I suggest this!

[as he grabs Goofy, uses him as a pogo stick, and launches him bouncing around the wrestling stadium until he landed on the wrestling mat]