Monster Island

Dr. Harryhausen:
But even here in the jungle I can hear my mother's voice..."Clean up your room, freak! Hey freak, go down to the store and get me my cough syrup and smokes." Tea anyone?

Stack:
Bear mace?

Andy:
Brass knuckles?

Jen:
Nobody messes with Jen unless Jen wants to messed.

Jen:
What is it?

Andy:
P-P- It's a praying mantis.

Jen:
What's it praying for?

Stack:
Little kids lost in the woods.

Dr. Harryhausen:
You kids shouldn't be horsing around out here.

Eightball:
'95 Golden Gloves, swamp monkey!

Dr. Harryhausen:
But he wasn't trying to eat your friend's brains out. Little fella's in heat. Good thing orifice identification isn't his strong point.

Dr. Harryhausen:
The island's going to sink.

Jen:
Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding! What dumbass did the location scout for this thing?

Lil' Mindi:
Wham, bam, thanks, you dead!

Chase:
Um, Krueger... what should we do now?

Josh:
Stay here and be still. Maybe she's had her fill of ass-kicking today.

Eightball:
BAM! Eightball in the corner pocket!

Eightball:
Come on, big mama. Let's go for a ride! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Chase:
Wh-where are we going? We're gonna walk around in circles until - until giant maggots squirm us to death? Or-or-or huge moths rip up all our clothes, or dung beetles the size of-of-of cows rip us to pieces because they hate our freedom?

Josh:
This is a piece of her dress. She's here. She's here!

Stack:
...and she may be naked.

Stack:
Now, that's a big banana.

Andy:
They like it.

Jen:
Of course, even abducted and abused, Carmen's got it going on.

Andy:
Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.

Josh:
You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.

Stack:
Martha Stewart.

Josh:
Right.

Stack:
Yeah.

Josh:
My sister's the devil.

Andy:
Send me to hell.

Stack:
You want some monkey?

Carmen Electra:
You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself made out of rubber cement?

Josh:
No, I made mine outta silly putty.

Josh:
Those fascists made me paint my face and make God's eyes!

Stack:
You know, I don't recall electing ass-boy "Island Leader".