Musketeer

Febre:
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned... It's been a lifetime since my last confession.

Aramis:
We're drunks, not fools.

D'Artagnan:
Bless me Father, for I will sin. One night I will come for you.

Francesca:
I'm not dead. Now will you please go kill him?

Febre the Man in Black:
What if I must absolutely kill someone?

Cardinal Richelieu:
Well, if you must, you must.

Francesca bon Ansau:
Don't look at me like that.

D'Artagnan:
Those eyes...

Francesca bon Ansau:
They are the only eyes I have.

D'Artagnan:
I don't know what to say.

Francesca bon Ansau:
Sometimes it is better to say nothing.

Francesca bon Ansau:
Would you say that again?

D'Artagnan:
Do not harm her!

Febre the Man in Black:
But... I feel the need to harm someone.

The Queen:
I will die before I help you.

Febre the Man in Black:
You wouldn't be the first.

Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman:
You're mad!

Febre the Man in Black:
That's the second time tonight I've been called mad, and I'm starting to resent it.

Cardinal Richelieu:
So you plot the course of history now. You must be mad!

Febre the Man in Black:
That's three times. It must be so.

Aramis:
Do not turn from me, D'Artagnan, or I shall have to fight you!

D'Artagnan:
Do not fight me, Aramis, or I shall have to kill you.

Porthos:
This wine is invigorating.

D'Artagnan:
Don't get too invigorated.

D'Artagnan:
This is not what you think.

Francesca:
You have no idea what I think.

D'Artagnan:
I... I wish to explain.

Francesca:
You behave as though you've never seen a naked woman.

D'Artagnan:
Never one quite so... naked.

D'Artagnan:
Or so beautiful.

Francesca:
But you have seen many ugly naked women?

D'Artagnan:
That's not what I meant!

Buxom Woman at Banquet:
Nice sword.

D'Artagnan:
Thank You, Mademoiselle.

Buxom Woman at Banquet:
Is it a long sword or a short sword?

D'Artagnan:
Well, long enough.

Buxom Woman at Banquet:
Do you keep your sword polished?

D'Artagnan:
When there's time.

Buxom Woman at Banquet:
And do you do it yourself, or do you have help?

D'Artagnan:
Myself, I won't trust my sword to anyone else.