My Big Fat Greek Life

Gus:
[to Thomas] You look different.

Maria:
[to Nia] You look different, too. Are you pregnant?

Nia:
We've only been married ten days!

Maria:
So?

Nia:
Yes, we have boundaries. And pots and pans.

Voula:
Would it be rude to turn on the Food Network?

Maria Portokalos:
Look, Gus, We started with nothing, and now we have so much. We have the house, the business...

Nia Portokalos:
You have the above ground pool

Nia Portokalos:
The above ground pool

Gus:
You can see it when you fly from O'Hare!

Nia Portokalos:
Which is why you should wear a swimsuit!

Maria Portokalos:
Nick, hurry up with that food! The man's got a gun! [turns toward the customer, who is a police officer] I'm just pretending you're one of those loose cannon copss, like Burt Reynolds, may he rest in peace!

Nia Portokalos:
Ma, he's still alive.

Maria Portokalos:
Not really. Loni Anderson sucked the life right out of him!