[Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her]
Duncan:
WHAT?
Guppy:
[talking] What's wrong?
Duncan:
Well, what d'you mean?
Guppy:
Ah, you're not into it. What's up?
Duncan:
I can't help thinking...
Guppy:
Don't THINK, just get on with it!
Duncan:
I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!
Guppy:
Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!
[points at his head]
Guppy:
D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?
[walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler]
Duncan:
I know, but it's all a bit...
Guppy:
[climbing on the bed] A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?
Duncan:
I suppose.
Guppy:
Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...
Duncan:
I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!
Guppy:
Well then, you've got to stop!
Duncan:
What?
Guppy:
Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!
Duncan:
Really?
Guppy:
COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!
Duncan:
Okay. Thanks, Guppy.
Guppy:
Don't mention it.
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