My Last Five Girlfriends2009

[Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her]

Duncan:
WHAT?

Guppy:
[talking] What's wrong?

Duncan:
Well, what d'you mean?

Guppy:
Ah, you're not into it. What's up?

Duncan:
I can't help thinking...

Guppy:
Don't THINK, just get on with it!

Duncan:
I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!

Guppy:
Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!

[points at his head]

Guppy:
D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?

[walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler]

Duncan:
I know, but it's all a bit...

Guppy:
[climbing on the bed] A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?

Duncan:
I suppose.

Guppy:
Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...

Duncan:
I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!

Guppy:
Well then, you've got to stop!

Duncan:
What?

Guppy:
Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!

Duncan:
Really?

Guppy:
COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!

Duncan:
Okay. Thanks, Guppy.

Guppy:
Don't mention it.