My Two Dads

Michael Taylor:
[Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes?

Ed Klawicki:
[accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman?

Michael Taylor:
Wha... whatya mean? What?

Ed Klawicki:
I thought we had a commitment!

Michael Taylor:
[Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...?

Ed Klawicki:
[to the woman] Love your hair.

Joey Harris:
[Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules!

Ed Klawicki:
[after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples.

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
Joey's got wet scruples.

Judge Margaret W. Wilbur:
[Bull's carrying her around to protect her] Get your meathooks off me, you mutant.